Eyebot
Finally! I finally understand all of this picture! 
Eyebot
Obviously Sage is to blame
Sage⁉
clearly it's me.
Eyebot
It's 100% you. Gone are the days when I only knew Vexen and Lucius
Sage⁉
We can replace Lucius with uhhhHHHhhh someone not HP
Sage⁉
Dye Eddie Munson's hair blond
Eyebot
Fuck it, use Micah, he's blond. He can mmmbop.
Eyebot
Failing that uhhh Haschwalth? Legolas? Alucard?
Sage⁉
Let's go with Legolas