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Everybody: sends over new year registration forms nicely alphabetized
me: oh gosh, thank you so much, you get a cookie
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secretary from the biggest fucking non-public school in the region:
what if
hear me out
i shuffled the forms first
Tonberry King
grrr
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ma'am
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i hope your bacon always burns
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i hope you never cook rice properly and it's always full of little raw rice bits
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i wish a thousand inconsequential petty revenges on you how do you not sort these before sending them
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I KNOW YOU HAVE A FILING SYSTEM, JULIA
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I KNOW BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN REPORTS OF YOUR SCHOOL BEING BURNED TO THE GROUND BY IRATE OFFICE CLERKS
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SO WHY DO YOU SEND A PILE OF THREE HUNDRED PAPERS TO ME ARRANGED LIKE YOU THREW THEM IN A GOD DAMN SACK IN THE BACK ROOM
𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕨𝕒𝕪
oh my god I'M angry
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Like I'm sorry if this sounds mean but do you have INFINITE FUCKING TIME?
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No?!
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Then please don't pretend that I do!
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I thought it might be organized based on grade or something at first glance but NO
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there is no rhyme or reason to it
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cool, that occupied an entire hour
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am i being unreasonable
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i just feel like my time is being deliberately wasted
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the plot THICKENS
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the same lady is responsible for TWO SCHOOLS
she has sent all the student paperwork over with ONE SCHOOL listed for all of them
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it's fine
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it doesn't bother me
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it's fine
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it's not fine
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