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Aquaman thoughts as mom and I watch it because it happens to be on TNT
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So... technically by rules you learn for scuba diving, technically wouldn't all these people he's 'saving' on the submarine be dead...?
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I mean, with the bends and the way they work, rising that fast to the surface fucks everyone.
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Also - like, if they had the ability to throw the garbage onto the shores like that before, why didn't they do it little by little as it came into the ocean to keep them clean...?
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Movie: Atlantis fell into the ocean!
Me: /stage whispers to mom Doesn't that make the entire city trash at the bottom of the ocean too...?
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I call bullshit for how many trench monsters there are! With that amount of them humans would have long seen them before and also, they could have 100% spread across the ocean long before now.
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SOMEONE TELL ME WHY THE ATLANTIANS HAVE THEIR WATER HELMETS WHEN THEYโ€™RE INISDE A SHIP THAT HAS WATER IN IT?!?
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IF THE SHIP IS STILL FULL OF WATER - WHICH IT HAS TO BE BECAUSE THEY ARE FLOATING INSIDE, THEN THE NON-ROYALS DO NOT NEED THEIR WATER HEMLETS
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this is exactly why I don't really do DC
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๐–‘๐–Š๐–†๐–‹ ๐–’๐–Š ๐–†๐–‘๐–”๐–“๐–Š;๐Ÿ : I mean this is fair, I still canโ€™t bring myself to give the new Batman a chance because fuck The disco vampire - he is not a Bruce Wayne to me
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โ˜†sแด›แด€ส€s. : do you have an explanation for this water helmet bullshit?!? You do DC!!!
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ALSO ALSO!! Atlantian constitution protects against the cold but this deem mine battle is with LAVA!!! LAVA EVEN UNDER WATER IS NOT COLD
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And for like ten minutes weโ€™ve detoured into Jurassic park?!? The fucking hell?
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And that kiss is ducking awkward.
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i have been summoned
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โ˜†sแด›แด€ส€s. : I do not understand your DC world and their unneeded bullshit
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I think basically the idea is that the helmet makes a water pocket instead of a air pocket? since only the high borns can breathe air and water
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So if you break the water bubble they basically suffocate
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Biology stuff :nodders:
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โ˜†sแด›แด€ส€s. : I get that part but on their fancy ships, itโ€™s full of water - as proven by how everyone is floating around. So why do their need their water helmets while IN WATER
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OH LOL
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I'd honestly say that is a filmmaking oversight, lolol
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they gotta float so you know they're underwATER THINGS
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Theoretically though they wouldnt. Unless the helmets are ceremonial at that rate
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Cause I think you can wear the helmet then have it fill with water after its on, but it doesnt come with it on?
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ITS BEEN A HOT MINUTE SINCE I WATCHED AQUAMAN SO
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โ˜†sแด›แด€ส€s. : they all just have water helmets in water and I totally hates it!
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ahhahaa
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ALSO THIS WHOLE BATTLE ENDED WITH ALL OF THEM AT THE SURFACE ANS THR FUCKING KRAKEN EMERGING AND NOT ONE FUCKING SATTALITE CAUGHT PICTURES??? IN THIS AGE??? Fucking really?!?
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There's an after scene cutscene but lbr at this point t he DCEU stopped pretending it was interconnected because WB cant do shit
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โ˜†sแด›แด€ส€s. : I saw the ohhh heโ€™s not dead cut scene with the pirate asshole who doesnโ€™t wanna take responsibility for his own actions. I know WB is currently trying to figure out how much shut theyโ€™ll be in for keeping mera as is
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โ˜†sแด›แด€ส€s. : also also! Have you seen the disco vampire bat?? What are your thoughts on him if so...?
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I swear if they elave Amber im gonna have a fit
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D oyou mean Morbius?
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โ˜†sแด›แด€ส€s. : same. She canโ€™t act worth shit.theyโ€™ll be better recasting and cutting Amber loose.

And not morbius but what did you think of Leto too! I meant the new Batman. Robert played that disco vampire from Twilight before this role
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I havent seen Morbius just yet, we're gonna watch it as a summer movie to popcorn,gif to
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BUT I mean I t hought his Joker was interesting and wasnt against it.
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I have no interest in seein new Bats so I ahvent yet lol. but if the gang ever wants to see it I'll be watching it along with them
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โ˜†sแด›แด€ส€s. : I await your thoughts on Morbius! Heee and also same for new bats
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Oh I shall definitely make a plurk!
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