Oh hell no. lol

Yes. I'm amazing.

lol no I don't even know why anyone fucking would and it irritates the f out of me

never in a million years.

absolutely not

LOL........ maybe?

Doubtful. Maybe younger me. And neither if I had to hear me talk.

no and that's why I'm single

Gods no. I'm a hot mess to put up with.

nope

when I was young and sweet yes

Thanks everyone for making me look like a snob or sociopath 😂😂😂

Pretty much every day

thaumata: it's ok to know you're amazing tbh

thaumata: or the only one with any self esteem left? lol

tho a large part for me is I fart approximately 3000 times per day and wouldn't survive the "we pretend we don't fart so they don't run away screaming" phase of the relationship without popping like an overfilled balloon

Sexy!

Yep, I would. I'm pretty decent and agreeable, though if you're into excitement and going places then I wouldn't date me. I only like to go places that involve travel and suitcases.

No.

Yeah, probably. I do fine hanging out by myself, so I think I'd be fine hanging out with myself as well.

Yes, absolutely.

God.. The conversations, the comfortable silence, the sex! 😍