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incorrect quotes generator, give me a pairing and let's see what stupid shit comes out
☾ Batty
Well now I wanna know Merc+Edelgard, go go go
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Edelgard: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Mercury: Heck.
Edelgard: You're on thin fucking ice.
Edelgard: Oh no-
hanyako 🐈‍⬛👻
For old time’s sake—

Jin, pointing a camera at Yusuke: There they are, our sweet baby.
Yusuke, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?
☾ Batty
OKAY BUT THIS FEELS TOO CORRECT
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hanyako 🐈‍⬛👻 : Yusuke: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Jin: Struggling to hold a seagull Fucking say that next time!
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☾ Batty : IT IS TEETERING ON CANON POTENTIAL
hanyako 🐈‍⬛👻
OH MY GOD
hanyako 🐈‍⬛👻
I can imagine Jin just zooming through the sky to grab it too
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IF ANYONE IS CATCHING A SEAGULL IT'S JIN
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GIVE ME MORE PAIRS I DEMAND FURTHER COMEDY
☾ Batty
dark/aoba, Merc/rin, kana/kyon
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Dark: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.
Dark: Ask me to kill for you.
Aoba: ...First of all, calm down-
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Rin: Mercury, we tried things your way.
Mercury: No, we didn't.
Rin: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
☾ Batty
THESE ARE CORRECT
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Kyon: Pick a card, any card.
Kaname: Fine.
Kyon: Wait, that's my credit card!
Kaname: You said any card.
☾ Batty
ffffff l love these
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I'll be honest in that i didn't just pick the first prompt that came up, but whatever there are no rules
☾ Batty
that's fair because I love them
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and for a blast from the past:
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Bigby: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Bastet: What changed your mind?
Bigby: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.
☾ Batty
ffffff legit
☾ Batty
I miss them, ahhh
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cat and dog bffs (??)
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Dark: How long do you think it'll take?
Jinx: I don’t know, three or four.
Dark: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?
Jinx: Yeah, maybe five.
Dark: Five what?!
𝐈𝐬𝐡𝐚'𝐬 𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐒𝐢𝐬
☾ Batty
catdog
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Jill: How are you today?
Michael: Please don’t make me think about my life. bean
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trying to imagine those two in catdog form and it's not great
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☾ Batty
LMAO ITS NOT bastet would die he smokes too much
☾ Batty
get vanilla cigarellos at least, god
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FUCK no
☾ Batty
cat shall cannibalize dog
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Dark: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.
Anna: That sounds like a dare to me.
Dark: Oh my god.
superorbital
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☾ Batty : it's like knockoff ouroboros
✶ 最愛のFATAL
I cannot stress enough how real this is
✶ 最愛のFATAL
Anna will see something that poses her a severe threat of injury or death and go "anybody gonna study that" then not even wait for an answer
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PLEASE STOP MAKING HIS JOB HARDER
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X-Ray: You saved me! Why?
Gwen: People would think I murdered you if I didn't. Jabbers
Jabbers
Oh my god
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tell me it's wrong
𝐈𝐬𝐡𝐚'𝐬 𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐒𝐢𝐬
ha
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𝕛𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕚𝕦 𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕤 🎄
Dark: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for.
Dark: dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table
Blair: ...Thanks.
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LMAO HE'S NOT A HEALER OKAY
bean
"incorrect" huh
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look...... maybe slightly correct
bean
maybe probably depending on the day i guess
bean
Jabbers
It's not
Jabbers
It can't be wrong
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