You ever want to just grab someone by the shoulders and say “We are not friends. I do not want to talk to you. I am being cold and standoffish to you on purpose. Please take the hint and shut the fuck up.”

Tragically, there is no block button for real life

Yes. And I literally told them "don't talk to me, ever." 10 years later, they took the hint, but they STALKED ME SO LONG.

They worked at my grocery store and would ask my mother about me.

Hoooo boy, yeah.

Yeeeeah

mhm

Yeah, I just fuckin cut off someone I was "friends" with in like middle school eventually after she leapt headfirst down the slippery slope of bad decisions, and she was super pissed.

But uh, please don't involve me in the parade of abusive addict boyfriends that became your life. I don't want to get stalked or attacked by these fuckos because you have bad taste in men.