My job in this house is now checking the sex of squirrels my husband catches.

Mostly because we don’t want them to start nesting in our attic again but also because we don’t want to relocate the girl squirrels because they might have babies nearby

So far we have caught three males and this morning a female showed up

“Watch it she’s peeing in fear” “aw man”

Poor thing was half scared to death but I said on the bright side she probably won’t climb the attic tree again

if you feel bad, just remember that they'd scare you half to death if they had a chance

Haha yeah. I remember thousands of dollars in exterminator and roof bills