Where Is Harkan
something Iren has definitely done, even if she won’t admit it
Where Is Harkan
Shown up in a new dimension
Where Is Harkan
Gotten a shady ass loan
Where Is Harkan
Turned it into gold or some other universally useful medium of wealth
Where Is Harkan
Skipped town to another dimension before it was due
NekoIncardine
Pidonus approves.
Where Is Harkan
It’s a victimless crime!
Infychu
She's the hero we need TBH, bankrupt people who do that.
Where Is Harkan
Unless you count the loan sharks
Infychu
Loan sharks are sharks, not people, doesn't count.
Echo
Jailbreak would be proud.
Where Is Harkan
I choose to believe that Iren has passed through the inhand universe
Where Is Harkan
I guess they’re both my canons so I can just declare that that is true
Echo
Absolutely.
Echo
Jail accidentally skipped dimensions for a couple weeks because she passed out in the bar and was still there when it went through.
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
iren lands in inhand verse
leans out
"oh hell no it smells like MAIN CHARACTERS around here"
iren leaves
Where Is Harkan
Jailbreak was like “this place feels sketch as hell and the owner is definitely up to something.”
Echo
Now she knows interdimensional travel is possible, and cannot be stopped.
Where Is Harkan
“But these scones are DELICIOUS”
Echo
We apologize in advance.
Echo
I mean listen, she can't judge someone for being a shady bitch, that's like her whole lifestyle.
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
Echo : you cannot use your interdimensional travel powers to mack on lily in every dimension. she forbids it.
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
YOU ONLY GET ONE
Echo
What if just some of the dimensions? Pleeeease?
Echo
She'll be so good- she will be less bad than usual.
Where Is Harkan
Would jailbreak make out with her au self?
Echo
Yes.
Where Is Harkan
Makes sense
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
how, they both have gasmasks
Where Is Harkan
The mask has a detachable mouthpiece
Where Is Harkan
So she can eat, drink, and make out
Echo
Correct.
magnet
hah nice
Where Is Harkan
If she could uncover her mouth, how could she smoke weed eat pussy every day
Where Is Harkan
Couldn’t
Echo
Exactly, she has priorities.
Where Is Harkan
(Actually with the state of her lungs I can’t imagine that smoking is her choice of doing weed)
Where Is Harkan
(Probably prefers edibles)
Echo
(She does. She has a weed brownie recipe so damn good it can get you mildly high even if you straight-up forget to add weed to it.)
Where Is Harkan
This is an irenplurk though and Iren DOES smoke weed sometimes
Echo
Does she have a fancy bong?
Where Is Harkan
She has a hookah
Echo
Nice.
Where Is Harkan
She is a LADY she won’t just roll up a joint. Have some class
ReJenerator
she soulfused a sex toy but undid it because the sensations she got were really really weird.
Where Is Harkan
She didn't unfuse it................
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