every day I pray to higher powers that it becomes illegal to discuss celebrities on the internet

no names attached. we stumble blindly through the dark. is this a tweet about Doja Cat? you'll never fucking know.

anyway this plurk was brought to you by me joking that I'd eat the farts out of Chris Evan's ass.

I’m. That’s not what I thought this plurk was about

HEY LADY : I mean, yes, but the tipping point was the millisecond before I hit send on this:

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