Ten minutes until I have to leave to catch the bus, sitting on the couch spacing out, get a call from work
“Eric you were supposed to be here half an hour ago. Where are you?”

I’m normally the 7am cashier on Thursday

But the 6am cashier took a day off so I was bumped ahead

And like I KNEW this. I just forgot

So

Whups!

I was 90% sure this was going to end with "WHICH MOTHERFUCKER volunteered me to cover their shift without asking me first??"

It’s me

I’m the motherfucker

BETRAYAL

How could you do this to you?

I’ll probably do it again!

The audacity

That bastard.

F