[food] My mother and I have come to an equilibrium: She can stock the house with the mildest salsa white people can produce, so long as we have strong enough chili powder for me to amend mine with.

my nose is running and my gums are numb, how's y'all's afternoon going

Ah, diplomacy.

compromise

I may regret this tomorrow because I've barely eaten any spicy food while I've lived with the family, but that is a problem for future me

want me to raid flavorfest this weekend for spicy shit for you? I'll take pics and DM them to you

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these two are in attendance

oooh nice

I do like spicy, but, y'know, spicy that isn't just there to hit you in the face. Spicy that cares about your time and investment.

The FromSoft of spice, if you will.

XD

XD

we can FromSoft your spicy

Nerd BF

So, last year they had one of the latter sauces from hot ones. It tasted amazing, had Carolina reaper in it, and burned for an hour and through 2-3 wine slushies

oh wow

$20 says he's gonna do it again on Saturday