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how to use the power of musical talent for evil
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write a really good, catchy pop song
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which you then give to someone for them to sing it
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but in the final verse
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rhyme 'chipotle' with 'aristotle'
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do not explain
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they just have to go for it in realtime
GalacticBattler
If you’re the singer I think your best play is to mispronounce both
BattroidBattery
chipootle and aristootle it is