Snufkin
[Aging pet stuff??? Minor] TWO CRIMINALS, BOTH IMPRISONED. The crimes? Harassment of minors in an attempt to steal macaroni and cheese. There was no court date, the judgement was decided at the scene, and the inmates will share a cellbedroom until further notice.
Water Friend
GASP
Water Friend
WHAT A TERRIBLE CRIME WAVE
Snufkin
That said, I'm really glad that Mel is feeling well enough to be a brat.
Mundanite
Did Mel corrupt Kiki or Cricket
Snufkin
It was two culprits, Melody and Cricket, and it does not appear the criminals were working together.
Snufkin
Kiki was just chilling, she doesn't steal food.
Mundanite
that requires brain cells, I guess
Snufkin
I mean, I can't imagine her actively planning a heist
Snufkin
...And tbh, she's so sweet that if she did show interest and it wouldn't hurt her it'd be hers anyway.
Mundanite
lol
ɪᴄᴇ ᴛ'ᴍᴇᴇᴛ yᴀ;
Snufkin
Mel goes under the table and yowls at them, Cricket will try to actively steal things off plates. Menaces, the both of them.
scream.
to gay babycat jail with you
Snufkin
Gay babycat jail is where they belong
Snufkin
Kiki is crying to get in there with them. :|
Snufkin
They will be let out as soon as the little are done eating I promise, it's not real punishment!!!
scream.
the council ...
𝙵𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝙼𝚌𝙶𝚛𝚊𝚠
ffff aww
𝙵𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝙼𝚌𝙶𝚛𝚊𝚠
kiki can't stand to be apart from them
𝙵𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝙼𝚌𝙶𝚛𝚊𝚠
jolean has thankfully gotten better about trying to get into my food but this morning she wouldn't leave my cottage cheese alone. She has plenty of available food!!
Snufkin
Kiki is way too sweet for her own good. She'd rather be in trouble with them than alone.
Snufkin
Jolean, don't be naughty!!!
𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕤.
how very dare
𝙵𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝙼𝚌𝙶𝚛𝚊𝚠
kiki really is an angel
HIKIKOMORTIS
Kiki is such an angel, watch her grow wings and fly around. Probably bumping into walls.
Infychu
The jury demands a sentence of corporal cuddling!!
Snufkin
fgjdlfk She would fly right into walls
Snufkin
They're out. They both claim that they were subjected to cruel and unusual punishment-Each other's presence.
Infychu
𝙞𝙩 𝙛𝙠𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙢𝙙𝙮 🍃
StupidSexyV⚠der
lol
Snufkin
Repeat offender, locally elderly cat Melody Marmalade, was caught half-way into a garbage bin, trying to find remnants of her would-be ill gotten gains' from earlier.
Snufkin
Her age and health were taken into consideration, and she was let off with a warning.
StupidSexyV⚠der
lol
Snufkin
I am still dying over her back feet just... sticking up out of the rubbish
Infychu
jskdfngsdkgb Mel plz......
𝙵𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝙼𝚌𝙶𝚛𝚊𝚠
dignity not required when you're trying to get the goods
Snufkin
she's supposedly dying
Snufkin
And has not gotten the memo I guess???
Snufkin
And today she harassed me, harassed her sisters, harassed the kids, got into two trash cans, and went out onto the balcony
Infychu
She rejects your reality and substitutes it with one where she's allowed to eat trash
StupidSexyV⚠der
that's hillarius
Snufkin
She's such a bratty cat, she's nearly 19, full of bullshit behavior, and got the zoomies earlier. She does not agree with the vet's opinion and it's delightful.
Snufkin
I... did give her a piece of cheese.
Snufkin
Because she opened her mouth to meow for it, and no sound came out and I caved
Out Of Darkness
oh nooooo sweet baby
𝙞𝙩 𝙛𝙠𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙢𝙙𝙮 🍃
StupidSexyV⚠der
that is
𝙵𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝙼𝚌𝙶𝚛𝚊𝚠
as long as she's still having a good time! we know she can be feisty lol
Snufkin
The menace is still acting out today. I'll take it as a good sign.
ĴÎŊ𝟡ŁȜ ☯ Ħ三ĿĿŠ
tell her i love her
Snufkin
I did. She says "Mrr-aaaaaaaah."
ĴÎŊ𝟡ŁȜ ☯ Ħ三ĿĿŠ
bweee >w<
shinotenshi22
Plz tell her I love her and give her extra scritches.
Snufkin
shinotenshi22 You got a mrrrp
HIKIKOMORTIS
/chirps at her
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