Dirge: Hey, we respect Freeza in this house! If I had a portrait of Freeza, I'd hang it in the dictator spot! In fact, as soon as I get money, I'm getting one.
Me: If you do that, I'm getting one of Cell.
Dirge, without missing a beat: And we can hang that in the disrespected person spot!

lmfao

but then where does Buu go

get someone to paint freeza as the mona lisa, I dare you

we don't talk about Buu, no no no

omg the Mona Freeza

the Mona Freeza

omg

I can think of a friend who might draw the Mona Freeza

we could legit commission this

oh NO

oh yes

it needs a big gaudy frame too

Dirgegets the Mon Freeza, you get a painting of Cell Guevara

staring up and off into the middle distance

oh my god