[drac daily]

my good friend Jonathan seems to be in a bit of a pickle

I recommend you maybe add some garlic to your hendl, clear your problem right up

what the book says: "Dracula pretends to be his own servants"

what I demand: Count Dracula in a maid outfit

get on it, Tumblr

jonathan today: WAIT. SHIT. AM I IN A HORROR NOVEL??

I admit that there's something really endearing about Dracula making the bed

So do you think Dracula is cooking, or is he getting takeout

i too demand dracula in a maid outfit

I choose to believe that he taught himself to cook specifically for Jonathan's visit and somewhere in that library is a dog-eared cookbook that he has been practicing out of for months

That's why the wolves were so aggressive on the drive to the castle, Drac's been throwing roast chickens to them

the wolves have upset tummies from failed chicken