aliexpress keeps showing me these listings and I just imagine trying to claw this off my face like that one scene in poltergeist

...this goo looks far more alarming than soothing, ye,,

╭╭(V)▽_▽(V)╮╮🏖️ it really does, like maybe it doesn’t try to rip off your hair and skin since they have it slathered all over but it’s still unsettling

This app is always good for a laugh