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[The Circle] New season, I'm here to mock the zoomers. [Vague Spoilers now]
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how do you live for 20+ years without knowing what a memoir is
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the end of ep1 holy shit im cry
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this was a very smart twist I'M SO INVESTED
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oh no
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now I gotta watch this tomorrow
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: pls do i need to scream spoilers somewhere, but doing it here felt TOO SOON
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oh my godddd I'm caught up
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: WERE YOU ALSO VERY INVESTED ON THE TWIST???
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more on May 11 and im dying
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YES
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what a fun twist!
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it's so cute how [spoilers] want to get everyone else more money and that's their drive
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THEY'RE SO INVESTED, throwing people under the bus like SRY
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doing evil for good
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I love Frank and 'Carol'
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who are you gunning for?
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Carol is playing a very smart game
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I was just glad for the first one outed bc they were driving me up a wall
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lol love the generation math that was being done recently around Carol and Nathan
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RIGHT THO
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BYE GIRL
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but I do kind of love how obviously BAD she was
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THEY WERE JUST SO EXTREMELY BAD and it was a fun like, contrast with Carol who's playing a very smart game
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lmao I love they have to dig gently into the vagina game in a way
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but like, I didn't like them and I enjoy when people I like do well, obviously
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just like it's two layers of having to be a woman and an old woman who still gets it on
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yeah I didn't love Paul much either and clearly it didn't shine at all. she came in there super half assed
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which you can totally expect for who/what she is
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I think I like most of them?? Rachel and Nathan grate on me a bit but not as much as Paul
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I actually wish Nathan would come out embracing a nerdy side? I think that would give him so much dimension
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But I may be biased bc there's this jock bro at my nerd store who loves nerd stuff and I think that's awesome
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It'd be a lot better if he was a nerd, yeah. Just bring out the D&D stuff
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just do it, dude
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tho I do wonder if people are shallow enough to be like HE CAN'T BE BOTH!!!
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you can, in fact, actually be both irl
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man Rahul Kohli is hot AF and he loves painting figurines
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Henry Cavill's into WoW, you can totally do both
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I love how often the fucking BAKING CHALLENGE outs people
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I think people just gotta be like "I suck at things" and everyone would be like "yah sounds legit"
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Carol on the baking challenge just "I like baking but I'm bad at decorating 
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that was legit what I thought to be the best move in that situation
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but some people were still like 'I PRESS X to DOUBT'
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i mean, people press X to doubt over everything
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someone could say "I was born in 2000" and people would be like THAT SOUNDS FISHY, NO ONE WAS ACTUALLY BORN IN 2000
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tru
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i think the best catfish aproach is to give ur catfish persona a skillset you can at least somewhat approximate
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but it's very obvious none of these people have ever RPed
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they think that knowing their mom likes baking is enough, but no, you actually need to know about baking. Or about reading, or about their speech patterns