Petshaming signs for my tabletop characters and OCs specifically. look yasu is hanging those around her own neck she doesn't need any more help

witch busters npcs are also valid if you're one of my players

"Mountain Dew"

it's a DELICACY you- yeah no may has no defense for that actually

"keeps trying to draw aggro despite an hp of No"

wedding rose?? : at least she keeps the abominations before the eyes of man and god to her own meals and doesn't inflict them on the rest of you when she cooks

ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ : SHE IS A CRISIS BUILD getting into the red and STAYING THERE is the point!!!

for Charlotte:

SariAAAAAAAH : HEY this was supposed to be Fun Times not Hurty Times,

AM I WRONG THO

NO,

ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ : and listen isn't drawing a bunch of aggro getting your ass kicked in concave and then snapping and going back with full force the true way for a red ranger to fight

I mean yes but

she should get made fun of for it to be clear

even taking that into account her mouth writes so many checks her HP can't cash

gestures at how she Literally Almost Died during the cockroach fight

like 1 hp increment away from For Real Death

because she kept overdriving for hp instead of evasion since i didn't realize the boss's gimmick