Pet shaming signs for my characters? Warning labels? Care and keeping of manuals?

Or maybe just user manuals, as the case may be?

"Property of Blair Astor. Do not touch"

Is this one of those "If found, return to X" "I am X" matching shirt instances?

Yep

One Sofia will conveniently ignore.

"Limit dad jokes around this one, her laughing fits endanger her ability to breathe" for Yukiko and Cass

Gold slams one down for Will: WEARS MASK DURING SEX

Will treating it like those pictures of the dog chewing on the "tries to eat everything whether it's edible or not" signs, holding it up and making finger guns at the camera

Gold checks back in an hour and it's got thousands of likes and retweets from horny League sports fans

Yukiko would LIKE to argue the warning, but TBH she really can't

'Don't worry if he looks grumpy, that's just his thoughtful face. Responds well to praise and being able to please. Incentivized by smooches and being told he is a good boy.'

Wow?? Can't believe she's calling him out like this

hehehehehe

"Warning: devastatingly charming" for Will!

Now that's a sign he'll wear with pride :3c