Tumblr recently put together some code and bargain basement pricing that enabled the average site user to "sponsor" a post. For a handful of dollars, you can engage thousands in PVP combat - eyeballs wholly distanced from your established Tumblr microcosm will be forced to take whatever psychic damage you can afford to show them.

Bless the ones trying to get traffic to visit their self-published author page on Amazon, but the winner of the day has been 420-inspired shitposts.

I am not the ideal demographic for low-stakes queer romances that don't end in someone getting pounded by something in the butt.

I CANT BELIEVE TUMBLR ENABLED PVP

The “don’t used prev” discourse is HEATING UP

HEY LADY : this all started because someone tagged as Santa.

this is cracking me up

Some bitch just put a sponsored pro-pineapple on pizza post on my dash! My beautifully curated dash has FILTH upon it!

mmmm hot pineapple and marinara

Oh, wow. Checked Tumblr and it looks like the beach of Normandy.

Waiting for something like this to be sponsored.