if she blinded you with science, maybe you should have been wearing your protective goggles like the lab guidelines said

tangent but if I ever somehow got icons together for Salem, I have eyes on the username zeblindedmewithmagic

the protective goggles protect my eyes from flying debris and chemical spills, not her beautiful experiments that strike me figuratively blind.

rookie mistake, you need figurative goggles for that

goggles that are a figure, close enough?

70%

"she blinded me with sunlight"

she being the literal sun

maybe i should stop staring at her