batman
so i guess if everyone apps then central is really just gotham and belongs to the batfam now is that what i'm getting from this tdm
Pinky Hood
Also really funny is how many of the Batfam are pointedly not going to join guilds
Tad Cooper
Tim would join if Bruce told him to but Bruce was like “you the man son” so he has carte blanche for bad decisions now
batman
he will revoke that privilege upon said bad decisions
Tad Cooper
Gdit
batman
"i was wrong you are still babby"
Tad Cooper
Staying unaffiliated and in Central City and hiding his connection to Bruce aren’t bad decisions
Pinky Hood
Can't tell me what to do, batdad!!!1
batman
he has fought you many times by now jason he knows all of your stupid tricks now
Tad Cooper
“Damian’s supposed to be the babby!”
deus auri
sure aint marvel land
deus auri
u wait the avengers will come for u batman!!
Pinky Hood
Going to try anyway X-(
batman
just get revenge on not being able to kiss batman by trying to kiss all of his family members, loki
Pinky Hood
Oh my
batman
that's what everyone else does
deus auri
tim is nice and clever
Tad Cooper
Tim is also like 17 or 18 so that better be kid Loki
batman
sorry loki i think you'll have to go through kon first
Pinky Hood
Assuming everyone comes in, how long will it take before an emergency family meeting is called?
batman
you mean they all just meet on a rooftop
ezra time
KID LOKI'S 13 BARELY and tim's not his type..... rip
Pinky Hood
Non-rooftop venues were an options?
Tad Cooper
Oh shit I thought he was 16. NEVERMIND.
Pinky Hood
option*
ezra time
he wishes he was 16
Pinky Hood
Just a whole bunch of vigilantes on a rooftop in varying dark costumes talking. nbd
Tad Cooper
You mean arguing.
Pinky Hood
Oh for sure
Pinky Hood
Going to need a chart to figure out where everyone is on the timeline/which universe
batman
he dies tomorrow so
batman
he'll be current
batman
after i update him
batman
:-)
Pinky Hood
gdit
batman
have fun being angry at your DEAD FATHER, jason
Tad Cooper
Negotiations for who patrols where. Tim is in favor of one of them each going undercover with one of the guilds.
Pinky Hood
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DIE BEFORE WE RECOUNCIL, DAD. DAMNIT
Pinky Hood
God... it might take a while to convince Jason to cooperate at all
Tad Cooper
Please don’t tell Tim Bruce is dead again.
batman
bruce is just like listen he's like a couple years after coming back so he's still in his feelings
Tad Cooper
Oh shit. No, this works. Tell Tim
batman
just everyone give him a break for now you know how he is when he's like this
Pinky Hood
Thanks, batdad
Tad Cooper
I’m going to laugh if Jason is like grrrrr and the rest of them are like patpat
batman
patpat hey bud we already did this with our jason
Tad Cooper
We’ll be over here when you need us please don’t attempted murder Tim too hard.
Pinky Hood
I absolutely encourage all this.
Pinky Hood
Tad Cooper : TALL ORDER THERE
Tad Cooper
Look I have a plan for something that will at least possibly make Jason be like “nope can’t deal with that”
Pinky Hood
Pinky Hood
Jason might short-circuit will all these feelings about family
Pinky Hood
I gleefully look forward to all this
deus auri
18 is the lowest end of loki's acceptable dating age range
deus auri
JUST SAYIN
deus auri
argues and runs off
Tad Cooper
Loki is welcome to flirt, but unless he’s going to hit Tim in the face with a brick or change his name to Superboy, might be tough
deus auri
lmao flirting is fun he is content with clever pretty boys
deus auri
adds tim to his collection .........
Tad Cooper
Oh Tim’s an idiot and can’t flirt back so good.
deus auri
tim ur dad is MEAN
Pinky Hood
The correct conclusion
Tad Cooper
Bruce is tough, not mean.
batman
well, he did call loki a little weirdo
batman
tbf
Tad Cooper
But he is
batman
yes, that's true
deus auri
Tad Cooper
I will enjoy tweaking Bruce though.
𝐭𝐬𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐭
Damian thinks he's both
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
Just a whole bunch of vigilantes on a rooftop in varying dark costumes talking. nbd
And then there's Duke
Pinky Hood
Exactly (LOL)
Pinky Hood
Batfam's one day shift guy
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
he's gonna be yawning his life away why are you messing with his sleep schedule
Pinky Hood
Bats and Robins don't sleep. They just catnap at best. Which is probably a bit ironic
batman
bruce has mastered the method of the micro nap
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
look, he still goes to school and has projects and has to come up with realistic lies for people to not ask questions as to why he keeps disappearing half-way through the school day.
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
he's getting his sleep hours in. it's his vice.
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
who do you think he is. tim?
Tad Cooper
Tim will have you know he had 3 hours sleep and is thus qualified to make great decisions like eating a corn dog Loki bought him.
Pinky Hood
This entire family's full of great decisions
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
duke keeps wondering how he ends up the most normal person in this family.
𝐭𝐬𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐭
tim is the bad idea barometer
batman
terry is relatively normal
Pinky Hood
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰ : Right?! And he's the one meta in the group
batman
he and duke can get along
Tad Cooper
Look building a bat train and skyscrapers that were essentially giant mecha were GREAT IDEAS
Pinky Hood
..... Tim
Tad Cooper
Tim: Bruce gave me the money!
batman
listen here's a hot take
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
Tim faked an injury, recovery and PT for a year to convince people he wasn't Red Robin. A whole year.
batman
all versions of any bat mech in any dc comic/animation has always been dope af
batman
come at me
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
....no you're right. bat-mech is pretty badass. tim gets half a point for that.
Tad Cooper
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰ : Also brilliant!
Pinky Hood
.... Yeah, can't argue against that
batman
like have you all seen the gundam batman gunpla they made
Pinky Hood
We just need a Bat-Burger in Central
batman
https://imgs.plurk.com/QBm/jDX/2JZXn0UVhaAstTdiTFxnhWOKLcu_lg.jpg
Pinky Hood
HOLY SHIT
Pinky Hood
Okay, yeah. Dope as fuck
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
telling someone to fake an injury for a year is not a brilliant idea tim
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
duke knows to listen to luke instead now
Pinky Hood
Good
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
he actually made the the most normal batfam member
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
*may be
Pinky Hood
The Foxes deserve fucking medals for having to deal with all the Bat-related nonsense. Lucius especially
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
he was smart enough even to avoid getting adopted by batman
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
luke is both the craziest of the foxes and yet the most normal bat
Pinky Hood
God. There's still the Kane side of the family too
batman
listen like real talk
batman
if you're in this family and it's not for the cool tech then what the fuck are you even here for??
𝐭𝐬𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐭
disappointment
batman
not you damian there's nothing good for you
batman
you're from the injustice universe
batman
everything you get is pain
Pinky Hood
Family dysfunction up the wazoo
batman
i want to see damian try to kill batman and then the whole family kicks his ass
batman
just jumps him in an alleyway
batman
GET HIM!
Pinky Hood
Jason might just popcorn.gif off to the side to see where this goes, depending on what stage of reconciliation he's up to
batman
that's a lie he won't let him kill batman because a) he wants to do it himself and B-) DAD PLEASE NO STAY WITH ME
batman
so like
batman
fucking bluff called
Pinky Hood
R U D E
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
duke is not jumping his suddenly overgrown baby brother!!
batman
if he's trying to kill batman he will!
Pinky Hood
Look, we all just need to fight over the last cookie again and everything will be okay-- Oh god. Some of them don't know Alfred's dead
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
he's going to wonder wtf is going on and who is the bad guy here because you're not his batman either :|
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
....
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
duke wants to go home now k thx
Pinky Hood
(tears)
batman
yeah that was damian's fault
batman
everyone blame damian
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
duke has no idea how to feel, his damian is 9
Pinky Hood
Duke's coming into an extra salty family
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
he's also the youngest
batman
batman has nothing to be salty about besides his current life!
batman
he and his family are doing okay right now!
batman
i think
batman
you know, except for his upcoming death tomorrow that will
batman
probably change things
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
it's weird to be the youngest when you got into the family already not the youngest
Pinky Hood
Hey, Bruce. You recently threw Jason off of the hood of the Batmobile when he jumped on it
batman
i dont remember that it didn't happen
Pinky Hood
https://images.plurk.com/3eJiU7TgIQbrezBy7TthLc.jpg https://images.plurk.com/1iUW4lK08ZVnpKwlUWDgsd.jpg I don't know if it was intentional but it's kinda funny
batman
oh, yeah, no i don't feel bad about that one
𝐭𝐬𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐭
bruce stop being rude to your children
batman
??????????
batman
HIS CHILDREN ARE BEING RUDE TO HIM?????
Pinky Hood
JUST DOING A JOB HERE, BRUCE
batman
WAS THE JOB TO BE A STUPID ASSHOLE
batman
CAUSE IF SO BANG UP JOB
Pinky Hood
HE'S JUST DOING WHAT HE DOES BEST
𝐭𝐬𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐭
they learned it from u
batman
well that's good
batman
if they learned from him they should know
batman
don't start none
batman
won't BE none
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
i really can't wait for duke to see all of this and miss the way his jason and bruce argue
Pinky Hood
Don't worry. This Jason's not above jacking ALL of the Bat-tires again either
batman
lmao if u think he hasn't learned from that in however many years
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
"it's like my family if they were more violent, angrier, more bitter, and borderline hated each other."
batman
speaking of which, bruce is going to buy a junkyard 70s charger and engineer it into the batmobile like the batman and none of you are invited to ride in it
batman
NONE of you
batman
except cass
batman
the way he'll protect it from the other bat kids is by telling cass she's the only other person who can drive it, but she has to protect it
batman
cross her at your own peril
Pinky Hood
Damnit
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
hey steph taught him how to drive the batmobile
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
he'll pull the steph card on cass
batman
THEN ALL PRIVILEGE GETS REVOKED
Tad Cooper
Tim: Cass, if I bring Superboy and Kid Flash, can we take the car?
batman
HE'S BIZARRO OPRAH
batman
NOBODY GETS A CAR
batman
puts large amounts of explosives in it
Tad Cooper
And what blow up another kid
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
jason already did that once
batman
yes
Tad Cooper
That’s Joker’s job
batman
it happened to jason, now it can happen to the rest of you
Tad Cooper
Dark
batman
it's the reason i exist
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
okay owlman
batman
i could easily play owlman, but i went darker and made a batman who laughs journal instead
Tad Cooper
<- genuine picture of Thirteen
batman
you're not wrong
batman
fuck around and i'll just drop bruce and app him
batman
as a plot character even
batman
so i can just wreak havoc and murder before having him leave
batman
you know, mom habit but i keep wanting to say "ported out" lmao
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
don't tempt me with a good bad time
batman
i wouldn't bring him in unless i could just murder multiple pcs
batman
he's not npc death material
batman
he kills people who matter OKAY
Pinky Hood
I step away to just eat dinner and Jesus Christ
batman
that's what happens in my plurks
batman
get used to it
Pinky Hood
Beautiful
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
no no no
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
you know who needs to be apped?
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
THE ROBIN KING
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
just for ultimate fuckery
Pinky Hood
Tad Cooper
“Needs”
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
look if we are dreaming here about insane characters to wreck shit throughout the game, a bruce wayne who never grows up and stays a child forever becoming a fucking twisted half-zombie so he can control zombified robin children like the pied piper is great
Pinky Hood
Wheeze. Like this family needs more trauma
batman
no you're thinking is wrong
batman
you THINK like
batman
robin king would be the choice
batman
do you know what the actual choice is?
batman
do you???
batman
i just app 9 year old bruce wayne right after his parents murder
batman
THAT'S what i do
Kαтѕσηα 2025✰
someone would app gotham bruce just watch
batman
i feel bad about not tagging that gotham selina i was in an rp funk
Tad Cooper
Oh my god
Tad Cooper
Who even takes him in. Dick?
Pinky Hood
Probably Dick. Is there really anyone else who can handle babby Bruce?
Tad Cooper
batman : Hey for that last tag, Tim was asking more if Bruce had time rather than an apartment. I can make it work but just wanted to be sure
batman
oh I can edit if you want
batman
I'll just be a little I'm cooking
Tad Cooper
Your call and no rush. I’ve got a bunch of log tags to do
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