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[OFMD] Up to episode six.
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Lost my shit at Stede in a black turtleneck. Perfect.
HEY LADY
yes
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HE'S A VISUAL ARTIST.
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Stede, my beloved. I aspire to similar levels of defanged affability.
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THE BLACK FABRIC ON THE WALLS LIKE IT'S SOME AMATUER HAUNTED HOUSE.
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Stede finds Ed crying in the tub and just rolls with it. The man is certified excellent at diffusing emotional situations. GOOD FOR HIM.
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Lucius and Pete are sweet. 
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-- JACKIE AGAIN.
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Seven sugars. That's disgusting.
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In a teacup
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also that exchange was improvised
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Sob. So good.
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JIM EPISODE?? YES.
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Excited for the treasure hunting date. 
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Nana, a woman of God and zero shits: Oh, you trans'd your gender? Cool. Come eat cake.
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Nana is probably like, I don't care whatever the exact details are or the configurations involved, bring back grandchildren for me.
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Lucius is forced to watch this honeymoon adventure and hating it.
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LUCIUS CALLING STEP-DAD A DICK.
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Found family that's all queer and now it's the biggest show in the country. Bless.
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KISS??
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STEDE GODDAMMIT.
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Enraptured.
Enraptured.
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KISS EACH OTHER (addressed to entire cast).
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Buttons, put your pants on.
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Look at all these pining idiots. Gonna need a bigger boat for all these FEELINGS.
HEY LADY
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The stick-poke tattoos are such a good touch.
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Oh, gonna love this roommate subplot.
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Stede is transparently jealous and that's beautiful. Kiss each other soon.
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CJ casually dropping the YES HOMO. Is Stede going to realize...?
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No, but we are now getting the classic "man has experienced character growth but his old mate is trying to convince him to backslide" plot.
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-- okay you guys gotta warn me the next time a bird is gonna die.
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Lucius weaponizing being a BITCH for the greater good. Stede kept the kids and the house in the divorce.
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Oof I’m sorry. I don’t believe anything else bad happens to an animal but I’ll check some of those warning sites
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Cannot believe his crew came to his rescue so completely. They love him. I love him. Izzy is going insane.
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Wonder if the contract is only valid... if he keeps the beard.
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NVM OH MY GOSH HE LOOKS NAKED.
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"I reckon what makes Ed happy... is... you." oh my god
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OH MY GOD
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-- WHAT ARE THE ODDS
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How did Jim get back? Who cares! Oh -- they're fucking. Good for them.
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The yassification of Blackbeard.
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Took a break and I rejoin our heroes at Ed's recital.
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Buttons is insane and I'm here for it.
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Izzy continues to feel surrounded by idiots.
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Mary probably thinking "can't believe he's letting me walk back this murder thing."
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DIF HE JUST KILL MY BABY BIY????
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MY BBABY!!
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THIRTEEN MINUTES TO RESOLVE THIS.
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"Clean yourself up." He means get rid of your boner, Izzy.
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Evvy is me, I see.
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If this doesn't get renewed I'm going to personally kick someone's ass.
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WELCOME TO FERAL FOR PIRATES CITY
IMDb Cooper
that emotional whiplash
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Someone give me a prompt so I can write pirate porn.
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I'm 100% sure Lucius is still alive, I'm guessing he stowed away in the hold or something
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NO BODY NO DEATH
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yeah if they killed Karl on-screen, poor Lucius wouldn't die of something like "shoved out of frame"
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This show does not bury its gays, only birds, and we love that for them.
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he's living like a little bilge rat but he's otherwise okay
y yo a ti, cas
he's gonna stumble onto frenchie at some point like I'VE BEEN EATING PAPER AND SEAWEED, GIVE ME FOOD!!! and frenchie will scream like he's being stabbed