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Open log for Bart and the baby chickens!
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Churby
of course
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He's going to be so sad when one of dozen is a rooster. (vent-sexing is only 90% accurate at best.
oozecat
Churby Kat-El totally snuck in to nap with them.
Churby
that would be stressful for the chicks.
oozecat
I suppose that can wait. But it's going to happen. Once they're used to him. He's probably wormed between the wall and the pen, then? Secure and closer to the interesting new things?
oozecat
Black cat against black mesh makes it harder to see.
𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕟 𝕘𝕒𝕪𝕘𝕖𝕣
oozecat
𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕟 𝕘𝕒𝕪𝕘𝕖𝕣 Meet the adorableness you'll couch-surf with?
𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕟 𝕘𝕒𝕪𝕘𝕖𝕣
I don't think Peter is cut out for farm life for long but he'll stay for a few weeks until I figure something else out hahaha
oozecat
It's just a place he can. And with handling, some chickens can be downright snuggly. (you should have met the silkie rooster that came over for my nephew's farm-themed kid's party along with the mini horse his babysitter had. Cuddly boy.)
𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕟 𝕘𝕒𝕪𝕘𝕖𝕣
aww
𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕟 𝕘𝕒𝕪𝕘𝕖𝕣
Peter's just a city boy at heart
oozecat
These will be better behaved than the pigeons...
Zilla Fieri
tiny fluffy friends
oozecat
The seven foot tall kaiju can't be that intimidating, right?
Zilla Fieri
Not to them, he's not
oozecat
Well right now they are in that state of napping every few moments.
sonic striker
( a ) i'm still figuring out how to get balthier on here but I will
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( b ) i feel like you will appreciate this story. I was in Mexico for a writer's residency thing a few months ago and for SOME REASON the property had like 14 adult rabbits and a BROOD of baby rabbits (like seriously 16 or so)
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everyone else spent like a week trying to catch and pet rabbits and one day I just got a bunch of kitchen scraps from the cooks and climbed down in their patio enclosure thing and sat down and put food around me and twenty minutes later i had 10 fluffy baby friends
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and i stg everyone was like r u a witch
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me, a zookeeper's daughter: ??????? wtf were y'all trying to do
oozecat
Never underestimate the power of treats. Carrot tops and veggie peelings are def the way to go.
sonic striker
i miss the bunnies
oozecat
Did you get the bucks neutered at least?
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I still remember watching one of the vet shows where they had the horrific situation that the male got the female rabbit pregnant immediately after birth. Poor girl was in major distress from the strain.
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They weren't mine :/ or I would have
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the owner was VERY attentive to the rabbits though so I was not super worried. I do think some of the adults were fixed.
oozecat
Ah. My thought was ferals. At least someone was mostly looking out.
sonic striker
No, the weird owner loved rabbits
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He had like an INSANE art collection we're talking like. Originals of major major Latin American sculptors, like, $10,000 statues just
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hanging out in the indoor/outdoor living room
oozecat
If nobody knows what they're worth, why worry?
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and then he loves rabbits so he had these huge very well cared for rabbits running the grounds and into the common spaces
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oh yeah it was delightful. It was a rental property and he lost his mind when I was like SIR
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SIR I KNOW WHAT THESE ARE
oozecat
Also, most sculpture is cost-prohibitive to move safely.
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He didn't speak very good English and my Spanish is terrible so we chatted in French about rabbits and art and it was a weird ass night
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valid. These were mostly under 3 feet
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and apparently the overflow from his actual house
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i want to be him when i grow up
oozecat
Can I crash in your guest house?
oozecat
I'll even consider being an in-house artist...
sonic striker
yes
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my dream is to have a big weird house and just have writers and artist friends come crash
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my husband's dream is the brood of rabbits so
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omg let me find you my other dream house it's absurd
oozecat
So you'll have the fluffy to recharge creative batteries with love and every night will be like down-time at a con.
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oozecat : honestly being able to work really hard all day writing and workshopping then go pet fluff babies was amazing
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I'll make sure my ginormous physical assist dog I keep saying I should get will have training so he just lays down and plays livestock guardian when he's off duty.
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bb i love him
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(I'm good with basically any animal that doesn't jump on me, which I know assist dogs do not)
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(we had great danes when I was a kid, and great pyrs later)
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I don't tolerate animals who jump. I've shocked people by training their usually unmanageable pets that this is not okay just by body language and ignoring until they're under control.
sonic striker
you are my favorite
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i HATE being touched when I don't want to be and it's amazing how many people are like "but he loves you" uhhh no. except, yeah, the dogs usually figure out I don't want to be jumped on and are happy to wait
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I even taught a pair of parents who got stuck with a high-prey-drive English Staffordshire Terrier when their son's college pet couldn't be trusted around the new baby that she had some issues with insecurity.
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I stopped trying harder when the "muzzle-licking" was limited to the knees of my pants for self-soothing while I sat with her.
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I mean, it really did read as the subordinate pack individual begging for attention and reassurance.
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aww baby : (
oozecat
It was mostly that she really was totally not a dominant animal but being left to just be, and it wasn't great for her. Once she started really getting the physical energy out and some time she stopped a lot of the terrier terror problems. Although nobody was happy when she mauled the cat.
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Yeah I often end up with anxious animals liking to come lay on me teens too but we gotta work on the appropriate touch thing I steer clear of dogs because they're a lot of work, but I really enjoy them when we get to that place of understanding
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It drives me crazy how many people get high energy dogs who don't have high energy life styles
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you're setting them up for failure
oozecat
I remember telling someone who got a pyr puppy because it's adorb in a townhome to get a trainer NOW.
oozecat
Because between the amount of exercise that breed will need and managing an animal that has strong drives to herd and protect?
sonic striker
yep yep yep i had an ex who, right after we decided to move in, wanted a puppy. had never had a dog. Again. My mother not only is a zookeeper but BRED and TRAINED dogs. My whole life.
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I was like do not get an active breed. Do not get a smart breed.
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He gets a fucking jack russell australian heeler mix
oozecat
My best friend was literally herded to the spot where the isolated members of the herd wait for the vet and pinned by a pair of working pyrs for being a little under the weather.
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she of course became destructive by like 3 months. so I said to get a trainer. so he...put her in all day dog day care cause his mom would pay for it. I was like DON'T YOU'RE GOING TO TEACH HER THAT'S NORMAL AND SHE'S GONNA BE A DISASTER IN 3 MONTHS
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well guess what. So I started working her every day, even though I'm low energy, so we got to a place that she'd just chill with me b/c she knew we'd work, but she was nuts for him, and he was so mad at me
oozecat
Yep. Because he taught her that was acceptable with him.
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oozecat : woof. yeah they're smart and they're good at their jobs
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yep he was awful with her
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we broke up and I was so glad she ended up with a friend
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who was good with dogs.
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I had to get her a backpack and have her carry weight to wear her out but she loved it
oozecat
Yep.
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it was ROUGH raising a puppy that I then didn't get to keep though
oozecat
That's my big worry with getting a physical assist. Because the breeds that are best for that work are all highly active, and most are heavy-coated which I don't like in AZ.
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And at 5'10" and 250lbs, I need someone substantial if I need to use a shoulder for help moving.
sonic striker
I don't love heavy coated in AZ, but my mom has two great pyrs that do fine
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She actually trains for various therapy/assist things and they def like the work. I know they get a little miserable in the summer, but not to the level I expected. not like huskies
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and they live a little longer than danes. I love danes but 7-9 years is short, especially if you're putting that much training in
oozecat
Is she the one with that gorgrous reading assistance pyr?
sonic striker
probably
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we don't talk a lot so I'm not sure what she's up to but that sounds like her
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I know there's one that visits Nanini.
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if his name is loki and he's just a mellow furball yes
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he's perfect because my sister picked him and she has a magical ability to pick dogs
oozecat
Sounds right. I thought it was a good idea if it was a mellow pyr. Bed and friend in one.
sonic striker
yeah i love mellow pyrs
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he's a great dog
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he was mellow even as a puppy
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My big things is I need to get into a place where things will allow a dog reasonably well and then do my homework and find the resources to get an animal that will work. Like a lot of people would say poodle, but standards are such work.
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I can get my moms work info for you one of these days. They may be good to talk to and I know they had some programs to assist with costs of dogs and training too.
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But yeah I get needing the set up and to do homework
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I’m not a huge poodle fan. Their energy is a little too frenetic for me
oozecat
They are worse than aussies and border collies for learning your patterns and using them against you.
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sonic striker Maybe David told Balthier about his visit and meeting the chicks and he's curious about how the other half lives?
Churby
Actually David's doing that on their date. And he's playing 'oh what if the chicks attack' to try and lure balthier.
oozecat
HEEE
Churby
oozecat
These are bantam chicks. So they'll be about three pounds fully grown.
oozecat
Since he's getting them for eggs and pest control, being able to move them in the grazing coop was a good idea...
sonic striker
lure balthier like he needs any encouragement past i want u to come no these ended up coinciding well
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also balthier is very proud of not being a total aristocratic dolt tyvm he has spent a lot of time in all sorts of lifestyle please give him shit for being fancy
oozecat
He should totally get poop on his lace edgings....
sonic striker
LOL
sonic striker
he's not gonna wear lace he likes clothes too much but. but.
oozecat
But even dressed down, he's wearing high-end fabrics.
oozecat
The guy would want his t-shirts to be Egyptian or Pima cotton.
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...yeah. yeah.
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he's going to get JEANS for this adventure
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and im not sure he's going to like them at all
oozecat
Bart will point out he wants boots if he's going to go in the fields. And something that is reinforced and won't snag.
oozecat
We could always get him a pair of coveralls for farm visits.
oozecat
With the caveat that no photos will ever be taken or something.
Churby
Meanwhile David will like jeans on him.
oozecat
We'll know Balthier is truly smitten when David liking something is good enough for him to wear JEANS.
sonic striker
^
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lmao i am trying to imagine a situation that would get him into coveralls
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i mean david could probably get him there but idk if he could do it yet, and not in front of someone Balthier presumably wants to not think he's a moron
sonic striker
practical/work boots will be an easy sell at least
sonic striker
he's going to suffer when it's too hot for pretty clothes
oozecat
Yeah. Bart already is sure that when the other livestock come in eventually, he's not going to get that fashion plate to muck out.
Churby
David wouldn't even think to try tbh
Churby
David would get some for himself though.
oozecat
Bart's got a compost pile going, so the manure goes in there, too.
oozecat
David can get the compost, though, any time he needs.
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