ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 4:07 AM
https://images.plurk.com/5CI8bCRirb9uKVzdMPJBg9.png he got into ONE LITTLE FIGHT and everyone got scared
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 4:08 AM
i'm probably not the first person to make this comment
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 4:08 AM
anyways the internet is of course handling this in the nuanced way that we expect.... nevermind...
proั‚oะฒadger
@compoundeyes
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 4:08 AM
how hard do you think he slapped him, judd
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 4:09 AM
it was one, open handed slap like people are saying that will should be arrested and charged with assault
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 4:10 AM
clearly none of you watch reality tv, that was pretty tame lol
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 4:10 AM
not that violence is ever the answer but like i think we just gotta let this one go
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 4:11 AM
you know the takes on this are gonna be WILD
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 4:18 AM
"he could have killed him"
tell me you've never taken a punch without telling me you've never taken a punch
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 4:18 AM
the girl who slapped me in the 1st grade slapped me harder than that tbh
Oiy ^._.^๐Ÿ“
@redlionspride
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 4:22 AM
"Pure OUT OF CONTROL rage and violence" ... Oh it was pure rage, but that w as not out of control. If he was out of control Chris would have been on his ass and security would be pulling Will off his nearly dead body... just saying, that was absolutely 100% complete control.
๐”ช๐”ข๐”ช๐”ข๐”ซ๐”ฑ๐”ฌ๐Ÿ’€๐”ช๐”ฌ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ถ
@DrFishbone
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 4:59 AM
lmao right
๐”ช๐”ข๐”ช๐”ข๐”ซ๐”ฑ๐”ฌ๐Ÿ’€๐”ช๐”ฌ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ถ
@DrFishbone
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 4:59 AM
if will were "out of control" chris would be unconscious and missing most of his teeth
๐”ช๐”ข๐”ช๐”ข๐”ซ๐”ฑ๐”ฌ๐Ÿ’€๐”ช๐”ฌ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ถ
@DrFishbone
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 5:00 AM
will smith is a trained boxer fam, he can do some real damage
๐•–๐•ฃ๐•–๐•Ÿ ๐•˜๐•’๐•ช๐•˜๐•–๐•ฃ
@boywonder
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 5:11 AM
An open handed smack was not "out of control"
antler queen
@speaksincolor
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 5:15 AM
dabgsabgeb
antler queen
@speaksincolor
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 5:15 AM
y'all chris rock didn't even miss a beat, I don't think he slapped him all that hard
antler queen
@speaksincolor
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 5:16 AM
should you hit people? duh, no. but should you make jokes about someone's medical condition? also fucking no. I'm not mad at Will, here.
Nox
@SaintCynicism
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 5:17 AM
Hell, I'm definitely not mad at will here. He basically went with the weakest possible reponse that would still send a clear message.
Nox
@SaintCynicism
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 5:17 AM
He could have laid him out, he slapped him instead.
Nox
@SaintCynicism
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 5:18 AM
And since this isn't even the first time at the Oscars that Rock's made fun of Jada, it's pretty clear using words wasn't working.
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 5:19 AM
it was super tame tbh, if he'd wanted to knock him out he would've
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 5:19 AM
yeah
Nox
@SaintCynicism
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 5:21 AM
It's been a long time coming
https://images.plurk.com/6c0cMfsUv4js0JfCrcgnP9.png
antler queen
@speaksincolor
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 5:27 AM
yeah leave Jada tf alone
antler queen
@speaksincolor
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 5:27 AM
she was clearly not happy with it at all
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 5:52 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FO6WGtnWYAIEJJB?format=jpg&name=small
Nox
@SaintCynicism
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 5:57 AM
I'm pretty sure theatre superstition and Shakespeare had nothing to do with that one
ยฟ๐–๐–”๐–’๐–” ๐–Š๐–˜๐–™๐–†๐–˜?
@dyads
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 5:58 AM
yeah i know, it just made me chuckle a bit lmao
Nox
@SaintCynicism
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 5:58 AM
This was just Chris Rock being Chris Rock and Will Smith deciding to leave a lesson in "fuck around and find out" for future generations to study.
Vฮฑษพฮนฮฑษณฦš
@Uccellino
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 9:49 AM
https://images.plurk.com/w3Rt2UpY5dRFtPH1dfh9K.jpg
Vฮฑษพฮนฮฑษณฦš
@Uccellino
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 9:55 AM
https://images.plurk.com/3A5TOyQPVypEQu2dXS7Cqb.jpg
Vฮฑษพฮนฮฑษณฦš
@Uccellino
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 9:55 AM
Just amazing
antler queen
@speaksincolor
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 7:51 PM
lmaooooooooo I love that it's the Macbeth curse at work
antler queen
@speaksincolor
Mon, Mar 28, 2022 7:52 PM
akjfadljfda he's will smith not one punch man
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