what if gwen knighted some people (no, seriously)
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what if gwen knighted some people (no, seriously)
what if gwen knighted some people (no, seriously)
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because she can't drag her friends back to her mom and be like
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"mum! this is a friend! you know, the thing you've been telling me to get! i have lots of friends now!"
Jᴀᴍɪᴇ Sʜᴀʀᴛᴛ
Knight geralt because he gets knighted in canon and is so insufferably smug even Jaskier hates hin
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i was going to say he would be the first one she would knight
🎀 𝕋𝕀𝔽𝔽𝕐 𝕋𝕀𝕄𝔼 🎀
am a scribe not a knight ma'am 8V
Lothirien
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excuse they can be knights too 
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Lothirien
: hi cordy do you want to do it again
Lothirien
yes
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literally this again
literally this again
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even if lancelot she knows already is and has the dolorus guard
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Jᴀᴍɪᴇ Sʜᴀʀᴛᴛ
He would be very flattered
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asfsdkf weeeeh
Jᴀᴍɪᴇ Sʜᴀʀᴛᴛ
And then roleplay some knightly worship
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and then gwen would just turn into a flustered mess
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knightly things = gwen is now a puddle
Lothirien
also...I would like to ask for Cordy and Gwen to properly hang out, mb go shopping
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please take her
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gwen is awful with social skills
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ask V
🎀 𝕋𝕀𝔽𝔽𝕐 𝕋𝕀𝕄𝔼 🎀
haha
🎀 𝕋𝕀𝔽𝔽𝕐 𝕋𝕀𝕄𝔼 🎀
be nice to my girlfriend gwen
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she's trying!!
she's trying!!
Lothirien
IT'S FINE, they can go shopping for pretty clothes
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she'll cry later because she feels so out of her element
🎀 𝕋𝕀𝔽𝔽𝕐 𝕋𝕀𝕄𝔼 🎀
pats her head
🎀 𝕋𝕀𝔽𝔽𝕐 𝕋𝕀𝕄𝔼 🎀
drink your calming tea and feel bettor
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she will u_u
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Lothirien
: oh god gwen could always use clothes. princess does not dress fancy
Lothirien
it's a good thing that Fancy Is Not Required, Cordy just thinks it's important to dress in clothes you like & feel comfortable in. bonus if the clothes are cute
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it's perfect
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next challenege: get gwen to wear shoes challenge
Lothirien
does she wear socks at least or does she just go around barefoot?
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she goes barefoot
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and she does not have socks, no
Lothirien
oh in that case, we'll get her socks first. baby steps.
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like so
like so
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that's not to say they didn't have socks by that time, they did
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gwen is just Weird
Lothirien
KSJKJFJFKJFK
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you remember the story knight of the cart?
Lothirien
ye ye
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it's like the slightly upated version involving her abduction by king melwas. so, in that version, there is no malegant, just melwas. no lancelot because that was bfore the french dabbled in it
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so, since she's been kidnapped by melwas and others, gwen is constantly in Survival Mdoe and it took her a while to understand and accept that she doesn't have to be in a constant state of moving, that's why it took her a while with clothes
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annnd we're still conquering decent shoes
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but joric and V got her indoors!! PROGRESS
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I just really want to hug her tbh
I just really want to hug her tbh
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;; omg
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gwen still has nightmares about melwas u_u
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ohgosh yeah I can imagine
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cries out for arthur sometimes
🎀 𝕋𝕀𝔽𝔽𝕐 𝕋𝕀𝕄𝔼 🎀
I am still here for your kidnap dreams
Lothirien
Cordelia....doesn't feel like she can offer a lot honestly, but she WILL stay by Gwen's side and try to be her friend as best as she can
𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒂
that would be seriously cute! and gwen really diving into what it means to be royal.
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blizzardseason: ohhh yes!! i keep forgetting that 
LETS GO DAIGO
LETS GO DAIGO
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Lothirien
: same!
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and she will throwdown for cordelia
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nobody messes with her court
🎀 𝕋𝕀𝔽𝔽𝕐 𝕋𝕀𝕄𝔼 🎀
I am still happy to tag it, I am not a picky person
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fairandbright: she's trying. gotta do it for her mom
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blizzardseason: do you have the link for it, i'll be happy to get to it
𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒂
best daughter ever.
🎀 𝕋𝕀𝔽𝔽𝕐 𝕋𝕀𝕄𝔼 🎀
Discretion Advised
🎀 𝕋𝕀𝔽𝔽𝕐 𝕋𝕀𝕄𝔼 🎀
yessu
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thank you!!
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she loves her mom 
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she misses her
🎀 𝕋𝕀𝔽𝔽𝕐 𝕋𝕀𝕄𝔼 🎀
and it's a dream, literally do whatever
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rainbowillness: SAME @ Cordy throwing down anytime for Gwen ;;
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part of gwen will always love lancelot
𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒂
aww, gwen. but this is why she's such a good daughter. always thinking of her, wanting to make her proud, etc.
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yes, absolutely u_u
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her biggest motivator to get home
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gwen is absolutely a mama's girl
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her step-dad is also really sweet too
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but myrddin kind of ruined that
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i gotta figure out how to do a post for this
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definitely a network post
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where gwen will just be very Awkward and ask for her friends 
🎀 𝕋𝕀𝔽𝔽𝕐 𝕋𝕀𝕄𝔼 🎀
doesn't this involve admitting who she is lol
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it would but she's not gonna come out and like say "i'm gonna knight you guys"
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more like "this is important i need you here NO QUESTIONS"
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she's still too rattled to say who she really is
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plus i want to make nearly every single network post by her to be awkward
Lothirien
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if i don't do a network post it might be through messages but gwen also really hates messages