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Anna: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
Oliver/Matt: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.
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snickers!!! omg itโ€™s so him
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Oliver: I know this isnโ€™t going to end well and I donโ€™t care. So donโ€™t you try and stop me, Anna!
Anna: I wasnโ€™t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.
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Matt: .. .--. / โ€ฆ -.-. .-. -. (translation: I'M SORRY)
Anna: What's that?
Matt: Remorse code.
Anna: I'm even angrier now.
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Foggy: Okay happy campers! If you were a fruit what would you be and why?
Matt: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group.
Foggy: ...
Matt: ...
Foggy: OKAY HAPPY CAMPERS-
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Foggy: Do you cook?
Anna: I made a cake once.
Matt: Yeah, it was good.
Anna: Really?
Matt: Donโ€™t make me lie twice, Anna.
balerion
brandon: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
elia: And I need you to be less vague and weird.
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balerion : LMAO!!!
Brandon says but less vague might get them in trouble if someone where to intercept that message
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Haylie: How many children do you have?
Logan: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.
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snorts I mean, fair. All of the kids at the mansion are emotionally his?
balerion
elia: brandon, fuck off.
elia: And by "fuck off" I mean "fuck off right back here and listen", you insufferable prick.
balerion
lmao the generator finds brandon annoying
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Haylie: I made tea.
Geralt: I don't want tea.
Haylie: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.
Geralt: Then why did you tell me?
Haylie: It's a conversation starter.
Geralt: It's a horrible conversation starter.
Haylie: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
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balerion : Brandon says he think sheโ€™s adorable
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la_fille_en_histoire:
Morgana: I feel like doing something stupid.
Maegor: Iโ€™m stupid, do me.
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Hodr: If I run and leap at Prudr, she will most certainly catch me in her arms.
Hodr, running towards Prudr: Coming in!
Prudr: No! Iโ€™m holding coffee! Drops coffee and catches Hodr
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also pretty sure that's from Brooklyn 99
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Hodr: So whatโ€™s the plan?
Baldr: I donโ€™t know. Youโ€™re smart, points at Prudr she's mean, come up with something.
balerion
lyanna: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
elia: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
lyanna: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
elia: Is it working?
Ex
John: Bro-
Cassie: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Cassie: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
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Ex : Jon says sorry. I am not great at this relationship thing
Ex
LMAO! And I knew I mispelled his name but didn't even check. But it's great and I love it.
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Hehehehe itโ€™s cool! I officially do it in reverse now. Lmao. Having to check work emails three times because I have 2 Johnโ€™s at the office
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HA! Yeah that's perfect
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hermit wife :
Hermione: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Kernnon: Only if you also don't ask why.
Kernnon: pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag
Hermione: ...
Hermione, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
hermit wife
Lmf
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I mean it totally works for their relationship. Lmao. Kernnon. Supplying her spells when she has hard to come by ingredients
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