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[tlv] downside to having gotten my character murdered from the jump:
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i'm in "i'm really enjoying this new character so i want to tag EVERYONE and EVERYTHING" mode, but realistically she's still conked out in her cabin dealing with intense nausea
Kira🌵
oh no, this is very true.... maybe forward date?
Kira🌵
(she is a REALLY fun character, even if Gonou is not a fan)
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i am TEMPTED to do exactly that
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hitting inboxes, catching up with ~friends she made on her intro 
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sending gonou threatening texts
Kira🌵
...somehow she seems like the kind of character I can see doing this from her bed in her cabin even while laid up with death toll symptoms, to be honest
Lesbian👻Ewe
I want to have Lark check in her
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Kira🌵
honestly you're not wrong
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Lesbian👻Ewe
you are welcome to! i have an infirmary log up (where she's torturing lark's ex-inmate), but she'll be vacating the premises p quick, so if he wouldn't find her there he could give her a ring
Lesbian👻Ewe
do you have a link to her inbox? I'm on phone so it's hard to navigate 
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here!
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... where she is also torturing paga
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*pagan
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she enjoys him a lot
Kota
Pagan enjoys the hell out of her. he is also suspicious
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
I am having fun with her I just have to pick a story!
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Kota
he should be; iirc she hasn't told him a single lie so far but her perspective is,,,,,, skewed
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FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
oh i figured! it was a big question
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
...especially for Kepler
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
Long Story Short- Wolf 359 Animatic
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thought that was peter nureyev there at the beginning but no, wrong podcast
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but my god she will enjoy kepler too
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she canonically sits and listens to storytime with her kidnapping victim 
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
He will blather on forever if you let him
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oh she will
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Lesbian👻Ewe
your comment went through anon!
Lesbian👻Ewe
wtffff I'll fix!
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also i've given this description to others who were around when i first apped tiffany, so i'll give it to you too: misty q is not dissimilar to early-days tiffany, but twenty years older and ten times worse
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... with a strong dash of vriska serket, if you remember her from adstring
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hello world, i have a character type
Lesbian👻Ewe
Lark's type of person!
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just don't let her get you in a metaphorical vise grip, because she won't let go
just don't let her get you in a metaphorical vise grip, because she won't let go
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(also like tiffany, but tiffany never put a hidden camera in the home of someone she cared about)
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anstaar
i love these tags where xie lian is privately like "i'm being nice to you, but also, I See You"
anstaar
he's a nice person and a cynical soul
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Lesbian👻Ewe
this is a bright red flag lark she is considering the possibility of poisoning the dude
Lesbian👻Ewe
lol yeah he's like "you are not defeated enough to want no consequences on that dude, girl" 
Kira🌵
gonou 100% expects a poisoning attempt, it's why he told pagan to relay to misty that she could come kill him as long as he knew it was coming
Kira🌵
... sadly pagan told him that was fucked up and he had to just learn to deal with his shit instead, so
Kira🌵
(gonou thinks that dramatic self-sacrifice IS handling his own shit! how dare other people not respect his methods of staying in control of the situation)
Kota
Pagan 100% gets drama! He appreciates the drama! But everything else? Nah.
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she doesn't care about consequences so much as she cares about playing cat and mouse 
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she doesn't like gonou but she would like to poke him with a stick
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(also, link to him and pagan talking?)
Kira🌵
here!
Kira🌵
Gonou doesn't like Misty but he's willing to let her punish him... as long as she doesn't poke him with a stick
Kira🌵
Clearly the foundation of an excellent nemesis relationship that's going to give both of their wardens ulcers [snrl]
Kira🌵
* 
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hilarious
Kira🌵
he's totally going to be the annoying teacher's pet and report every single contact to pagan, too
Kira🌵
this is 50% because misty annoys him and 50% because pagan annoys him
Kota
Pagan is going to find a way to put himself in a Barge coma.
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she isn't even pissed about the post (though she does 100% believe it was about her), she was just using it as an in to try to bug him further
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oop
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(SORRY PAGAN)
Kira🌵
(sorry Pagan...)
Kota
NO ONE IS SORRY
Kota
That's fine. Just gives him a better chance to be huffy about it
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Kira🌵
are you okay with her sending gonou the occasional message and icly looking at his public network stuff when she comes across it (but not escalating any further than that without me checking in for permission again)?
Kira🌵
absolutely!
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o7
Kira🌵
He's going to be ostentatiously ignoring her unless she manages to catch him alone, in which case I think he's going to make the "if you want revenge just kill me" offer directly to her 
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gonou........
Kira🌵
he continues his streak of making good life decisions....
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the good news is that she'll say no
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the bad news is that she'll say no for weird as fuck reasons
Kira🌵
Now I'm curious about her reasons!
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she legitimately sees them as being in some sort of back and forth cat-and-mouse game
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and was initially assuming it would stay at the level of sniping at each other/irritating each other, but now that he's escalated to murder she has completely built this up in her head as him Challenging her and her needing to find the right buttons to press in turn
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(she canonically listens to so, so much true crime shit)
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basically she's reading his lack of answering not as "leave me alone", but as "try harder, i am a vicious criminal who is trying to toy with you, The Protag", though of course if you get oocly sick of it at any point i'll pull her back immediately
Kira🌵
so she can't respond by playing into his murder challenge if he offers her the murder suggestion, she has to find new and different buttons? 
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revenge-murdering him in turn would be obvious and therefore kind of boring! especially if he's offering it; she'd assume it was a lead-in to a trap
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she wants to talk to him and dig into his head instead
Kira🌵
ha! meanwhile he just thinks that eye-for-an-eye justice is reasonable and fitting, whereas he decidedly doesn't like her trying to pry into his head
Kira🌵
things are messy in there and he's not ready for visitors :|
Kira🌵
(let me know in return if you want me to have him back down/back off at any point! he's mostly going to be trying to stonewall but he's quite emotionally volatile so she can get a reaction if she wants one, especially if she gets a hold of information about his crimes/his motive)
Kira🌵
(I can say with confidence that he won't be PLOTTING violence or revenge at any point, but he's certainly prone to spontaneous outbursts of violence....)
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an eye for an eye and other solutions that have finality are fine when there's a practical goal (protecting self, protecting Buddies), but much less fun when you believe your murderino cred is being challenged
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and will do! i'm 100% good, though; i just wanted to make a point of checking in with you because misty is both delusional and extremely socially toxic, which i know is much much more likely to hit too close to home oocly than... being impaled with a mop
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(much more likely to hit too close to home in general, i mean, not necessarily with you personally)
Kira🌵
right! it doesn't bother me but I appreciate you checking in <3 she's a fun character even if (or especially because....) Gonou has absolutely no idea how to deal with her
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who does, really
Kira🌵
he has three methods of conflict resolution and they are a. kill them, b. leave town and c. die
Kira🌵
if ALL THREE fail he's going to be at a complete loss
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god, poor gonou
Kira🌵
he'll just have to develop some social skills! it'll be a learning experience for him, probably
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i'm having fun flexing my extrapolation muscles right out of the gate, because on the one hand she isn't ever canonically in a position to do anything like this, but 1) the true crime obsession is real and she's an extremely active participant on crime/cold case online discussion forums; 2) visibly has a blast playing cat and mouse with a woman she takes
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hostage (albeit for practical reasons); and 3) is absolutely over the moon when asked to help with crime scene clean-up after someone else's murder
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i have a hard time believing that her response to "attention" from someone she thinks is a violent killer straight out of her podcasts/reddit forums wouldn't be "OOOOOOOH"
Kira🌵
oh man, yeah, that definitely seems like he'd be catnip for her
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Imgur
actual canon response to "we need you to help get rid of a body"
Kira🌵
admitted serial killer!! high body count!! violently killed her with no more than mild provocation!
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(granted, this is probably in part because of who's making the ask, but still)
Kira🌵
she looks so happy in that gif....
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Alarming But Adorable
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but yes i'd be down for having them run into each other in person at some point, because if she finds out he's been offering to let her revenge kill him she'll be fascinated by this
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great psychological information for her mental profile of him, even if she has no intention of taking advantage of the offer