Jack: But GUIIIIN I want to go OUUUUT
Me: Okay first of all, it's getting dark. Second of all you spent half the day in the cellar unbeknownst to me, so I think you've had enough adventures for one day.
Jack: but guiiiiiiiiiiiiin
Me: Fine then, time for the big guns. /gets down the catnip

so much room in that big head for mischief and demands

That should do it yeah

He gets VERY ROWDY for a few minutes and then he starts to mellow out

update: conked absolutely the fuck out on my bed, god bless