Platinum
@Platinum
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:07 AM
That's not promising for the Halo series.
Throck
@throckmorton
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:08 AM
wow missing the point hardcore
Platinum
@Platinum
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:08 AM
𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
@megasquip
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:09 AM
there's so much here pissing me off that i don't actually know where to start
Platinum
@Platinum
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:10 AM
ahaha
Platinum
@Platinum
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:10 AM
look, it takes a
magic space rock
to make Chief feel somewhat human again, enough to disobey orders to kill an unarmed prisoner
Platinum
@Platinum
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:10 AM
Zita
@zitasaurusrex
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:12 AM
Korel is reading this out loud to me
Quotes from me:
"I'm barely functional as it is I don't need this"
"please stop reading this to me"
Platinum
@Platinum
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:12 AM
It's at least a separate continuity
Zita
@zitasaurusrex
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:12 AM
There is so much information here that I do not want
𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
@megasquip
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:13 AM
I'm gonna say it
𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
@megasquip
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:13 AM
this sounds like shit
Zita
@zitasaurusrex
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:13 AM
Platinum
: I'm so lonely and sad in MY halo hell this is no consolation
Platinum
@Platinum
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:13 AM
It's not terrible cosplay, but the elites look like they came from the video game.
𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
@megasquip
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:14 AM
i think whoever wrote this show read fall of reach and nothing else
Zita
@zitasaurusrex
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:14 AM
"When does this fucking thing come out?"
"Do you want to hate watch it with me, Zita?"
"I kind of have no choice, but I need to know when to have my affairs in order. For the period of mourning."
Platinum
@Platinum
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:15 AM
It's out now!
Zita
@zitasaurusrex
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:15 AM
I can't take this
Platinum
@Platinum
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:15 AM
Halo: Series Premiere Review
6LilacMimeLions
@kadath
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:16 AM
i assume he has a nice pointy van dyke under that helmet, because this is clearly the evil mirror universe
Zita
@zitasaurusrex
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:18 AM
i can't even stand to read more things about it, much less consume video content
Zita
@zitasaurusrex
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:18 AM
i hate video content at the
best
of times
Platinum
@Platinum
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:18 AM
Zita
@zitasaurusrex
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:18 AM
halo paramount is going to get me to watch it and hate it and that's all the time i am going to spend consuming on this topic
Platinum
@Platinum
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:19 AM
Well, on the bright side, subscribing to Paramount+ to watch it also nets you Star Trek?
Zita
@zitasaurusrex
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:21 AM
Korel already has it because of star trek and inkmaster reasons so we're good
Zita
@zitasaurusrex
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:21 AM
or you know
Zita
@zitasaurusrex
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:21 AM
whatever being capable of watching this constitutes because "good" is definitely not the word I want for that
Platinum
@Platinum
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:22 AM
Yeah, the AV review I was quoting didn't even touch on the human raised by the Covenant who thinks they're all that and a bag of chips
Roll Fizzlebeef
@RadioactiveArachnid
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:23 AM
...yeah, all my Halo knowledge is basically by osmosis and this sounds like it's completely off the mark.
Zita
@zitasaurusrex
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:25 AM
oh good they're gonna fuck up halsey too
Zita
@zitasaurusrex
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:25 AM
love that
Zita
@zitasaurusrex
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:25 AM
love that love that love that
Rogal Dorn
@Grimdork
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:30 AM
Wow I only played through 3 and holy shit what is this nonsense
Platinum
@Platinum
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:51 AM
OH
Platinum
@Platinum
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:51 AM
RIGHT
Platinum
@Platinum
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:51 AM
Cortana's coming
Platinum
@Platinum
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:52 AM
𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
@megasquip
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:54 AM
man i can't even be mad at her, she looks like a lazy cosplay, next
Zita
@zitasaurusrex
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:55 AM
honestly yeah i don't care about visuals
Zita
@zitasaurusrex
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:55 AM
it's the content that's so far off the mark
Zita
@zitasaurusrex
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:55 AM
like, it's bad sure, but that is the smallest thing i could hate here
Platinum
@Platinum
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:56 AM
Right, should've led with that. Except it doesn't seem like she's in the series yet, so maybe she'll be a bright spot when she does arrive.
Iggy
@thatoneblonde
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 4:35 AM
a magic rock makes the master chief a person is the coldest fucking take
Iggy
@thatoneblonde
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 4:36 AM
and good to know they're handling Halsey with all of the nuance one could expect
CJ
@The_Raging_Nerd
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:13 PM
ooooooh i don't like this ...
andalite!
@Joysweeper
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:19 PM
magic rock of autonomy
𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙙
@megasquip
Tue, Mar 15, 2022 2:48 PM
damn i can't believe all we needed to get live action kurt was a magic space rock
載入新的回覆
That's not promising for the Halo series.
Quotes from me:
"I'm barely functional as it is I don't need this"
"please stop reading this to me"
"Do you want to hate watch it with me, Zita?"
"I kind of have no choice, but I need to know when to have my affairs in order. For the period of mourning."