... I don't know who the hell housemate is lying to on the phone, or why
DryadGurrl
... I don't know who the hell housemate is lying to on the phone, or why
... I don't know who the hell housemate is lying to on the phone, or why
DryadGurrl
"Gotta make it quick, I'm on the plane, in the bathroom, you can hear me okay?"
Too🎃Spooky
D:
DryadGurrl
and then a whole bunch of stuff about Dude Rules For Bathrooms
Haunted Boobs
.............
DryadGurrl
and "Okay I've gotta go, I'll see you when I touch down."
DryadGurrl
mind you: he's 100% in his own bedroom
Haunted Boobs
Is...is he catfishing someone? O.o
Haunted Boobs
Weird sexy roleplay?
DryadGurrl
I honestly have no idea
DryadGurrl
Too🎃Spooky
That's special...
DryadGurrl
yeah, and like, I think I've heard similar things before? Now that I'm actually thinking about it? But never that flat out definitely a lie
Too🎃Spooky
This is so wild
Too🎃Spooky
So weird!
Haunted Boobs
Maybe he was pretending to be out of town to avoid something?
Haunted Boobs
I am just sitting here trying to think of explanations
DryadGurrl
maybe? I don't know why the Dude Rules For Bathrooms And Locker Rooms convo, but who even knows
мя.•ƒαняєηнєιт
your housemate is weird as hell man
DryadGurrl
Yep. Not as weird as cousin
DryadGurrl
or maybe just weird in a different direction idk
DryadGurrl
and now he's back on the phone with whoever talking about how fast he drove home from the airport, IDEFK y'all