buu
i wish i could wring dazais tears out of him like a wet towel
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
could try punching him
buu
hell whine but not cry
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
dammit
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
how do we make him cry
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
drug him???
buu
probably
buu
hell cry and be like whats this wet stuff dripping out of my eyes
buu
blood???
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
clear blood yes
buu
maybe hes finally dying
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
maybe!!!
buu
hallelujah!!!!!!
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
ksjdkdjd
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
now I want to give him a drug to make him emotional
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
just for how horrified he’d be after
buu
dazai in crisis
buu
disappears for four more years
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
kjsdgh oh no
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
every time he experiences an emotion he has to run
buu
thats what happened with oda
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
exactly
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
ran for four years
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
now that emotion can never catch up with him again
buu
he has to go through all the emotions to become the ultimate asshole
buu
4 years each time
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
makes sense makes sense
buu
love is going to take 40 years
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
at least
buu
death
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
not allowed
buu
hes going to be dead anyway by the time hes done running from all these emotions
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
yeah he's gonna need five life times
buu
reincarnation but every life is dazai having to suffer with a different emotion until he dies and does the nextone
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
and then one day, 500 reincarnations later, he'll almost be a healthy person
buu
almost
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
somehow he still fucks it up
buu
501 reincarnations now and still going
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
505
buu
its just a romcom now
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
kdjkd you’re right