kill me now. I already hate Monday. My boss has moved my meeting with her three times since 6am. Like, can you fucking not...? You are fucking with my lunch already...

Why can’t the weekend be three days?

ᴛɪᴛꜱ ᴜᴘ! : I’ll raise you, why can’t we be done with snow after a 65 degree day...?

It was 65 degrees on Saturday.

Weather is insane

NOW THERE IS FUCKING SNOW

I’m not really sad that I no longer live in an area with snow lol

We’re already in the midst of The Pollening. My car is green instead of white with snow.

Omg the pollening no! I donno which is worse. Snow or pollen

we were almost completely melted and now full snow coverage.

𝖔𝖑𝖉 𝖑𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝖘𝖎𝖌𝖓;🧨 :

I WANT MY 65 DEGREES BACK

also people, can you please read instructions before emailing me for something...?
Dept Head in email to Dean's assistant: (I'm cc'ed) I'm out March 18 - 23 on vacation and am unavailable. Please work with Liz to find an alternate date to meet.

Assistant to me: Can you check to see if she's available March 22nd at noon?
Me:

I FUCKING SEE YOU ON THE EMAIL FROM HER SAYING SHE'S OUT FROM 18 - 23 - 22 FALLS IN THAT