What is it about a cat in your lap that literally just makes you instantly want to sleep for a thousand years right now immediately??

Had a cup of tea, went upstairs, and Ashy immediately climbed up on me for cuddles and I let her. But then I just got so sleepy

I might just crash tbh...

they're energy vampurrs, but not the ones that'll be exhausting to be around

also didn't you know, that's how they get energy to rip across the house at 3am?

....IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

ONE MYSTERY OF THE UNIVERSE SOLVED

Creatures of the night... but they're so soft and cuddly, so we forgive them.

sob

a cuddly cat.... the dream

i want that

𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙯𝙤 : ONE DAY....

your boy will chill the fuck out...

he legit went to bite when i was petting him and he hit his mouth on the cat shelf he was sitting on

while purring

dummy....

he skipped so many days of basic cat school and it shows

oh no what a stupid child, I already love this idiot and idk him at all

behold him

I love him more, that's a tux baby isn't it? Which explains missing vital cat school days. Tuxedos don't bother, they hold a collective half braincell that's only working a quarter of the time

100% correct