no idea what my cousin is cooking but it smells like glue and feet and looks like what gets scooped out of the stock pot after it's boiled

just simmering away in a pan on the stove

/gag

.....oh dear

it's probably some kind of chicken or maybe pork/lamb chops of some kind

but he's literally just stewing them, except... not stew

and he'll eat one or two and wrap the rest in paper towels and stick them in a ziplock on the counter overnight. How he hasn't given himself food poisoning at least once a week I have no fucking clue

the other one too! He'll make spaghetti or whatever, just eat his one serving and leave the rest in the pan on the stove (with the lid on) and eat it the next day, neither of them puts leftovers in the fridge and idgi

wtf

D:

yeah, one more thing on the hefty list of reasons I wish to live alone

I hope that it happens for you eventually

How has he not gotten violently ill

no idea

being fair: cousin does microwave his leftovers before he eats them, and I know this because A, microwave is fuckin' loud and B, always smells Unpleasantly Damp™