...it gives me joy that Jon has exactly two kinds of upset: deep moral and emotional horror... and STUPID SHIT

and there is absolutely nothing in between

he is either dealing with the deepest ethical issues, cosmic horror, HUGE existential problems

or his boyfriend is threatening to keep his cat away from him and he is FUSSED

NOTHING IN BETWEEN

he has either wrought hell on earth or one of his besties wants to watch an inferior season of Iron Chef.

he bonds with people over soul-deep horrific experiences... or Mean Girls

(sometimes both)

and USUALLY both

if it's not both, are they really a friend, or just a work colleague?

Kira🌵 : EXACTLY