[work] Another Monday, another day of my coworker letting me know about one of our male coworkers hitting on her, we're back on schedule

i'm really close to going yes I know you're straight and all the guys fall for you I get it

unfortunately that's probably not the best way to handle it but i'm popcorn.gif at the thought

right? but i think about it a lot i just don't understand the need to tell me this almost everyday

it's like when my friends would date and show me naked pics of their bfs by "accident" like okay? didn't ask to see it but okay

I'm sorry what. Who shows their friends naked pictures of their lovers

What

the things that has happened to me when my friends started dating

naked pics, details of their intimate activities,

making out and moaning loudly when we're just sitting around hanging out

one of the reasons my friend and I had a falling out is because i didn't want her and her bf to make out in the backseat of my car while I was dropping them off, letting me know how many times they're intimate in a day, I can keep going

and I mean I've seen my friend push her bf against the wall then start making out and moaning with them while we're hanging out

Im sorry what

Yep we're just hanging out and we look over they're going at it so we're like um...guys? right here

it's why i have such a reaction when someone tells me something I'm like please I'm fine

I really don't need to know what you guys got up to the other night

that is beyond rude

it's happened too many times than I can count

I--

yeah...yeah

not to say I don't love hearing when my friends get together or find love cause I love hearing about that!

i love hearing about cute dates, engagements, etc., but I really don't want to hear any intimate details