raspberrydrink
[rp] [pokemon] [arceus spoilers in here] [murdergames] Man I can't wait to start seeing you know who in mgs later this year
raspberrydrink
"jess are you already that far in arceu-" no but I was spoiled long before I owned the game and I don't even care it's great
raspberrydrink
but yeah I 100% expect to see Volo in games once the spoiler embargo fades, like, instantly
✶ 𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐨!
OH FOR REAL
raspberrydrink
superorbital: /clasps hands
raspberrydrink
I'm glad you instnatly know what I mean
raspberrydrink
LIKE, WE KNOW 100% FOR SURE VOLO WOULD DO A MURDER
raspberrydrink
MIGHT NOT EVEN NEED A MOTIVE
sʜsʟ ɪᴠᴀʟɪᴄᴇ
motive: funny
raspberrydrink
raspberrydrink
Volo is so funny because how the fuck did he piss off God so much that Arceus personally sent someone to fuck him over
raspberrydrink
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FMJSL6cXMAMhoGc?format=jpg&name=large why are you like this twitter
raspberrydrink
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FMS5T2cWQAoQ6oj?format=jpg&name=medium that's better
raspberrydrink
✶ 𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐨!
what's ur volo journal gonna be called huh jess
raspberrydrink
LOOK I DIDN'T SAY SHIT
raspberrydrink
WHY YOU GOTTA CALL ME OUT LIEK THIS????
✶ 𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐨!
raspberrydrink
i hate you
✶ 𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐨!
have i become your enemy for speaking the truth????
Maidstrong
dfafldjgaskjdnktd
Maidstrong
I cannot wait for everyone to be bamboozled by Volo in a murdergame
𝕔𝕠𝕤𝕞𝕠𝕤 ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆
somehow he is wearing the full arceus cosplay under his other clothes for the entire game
Maidstrong
y e s
𝕔𝕠𝕤𝕞𝕠𝕤 ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆
(until his mtb ofc)
raspberrydrink
of coruse gotta rip it off dramaticly
𝕔𝕠𝕤𝕞𝕠𝕤 ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆
I'm glad there's a fresh crop of Pokemon characters to give everyone in the game Pokemon after.......unless Volo manages to actually burn his bridges
Maidstrong
I mean if it's a mem loss and someone apps another character it could still happen
Maidstrong
I'd say app Cogita but she doesn't have nearly as much canon to work with ;A;
𝕔𝕠𝕤𝕞𝕠𝕤 ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆
/side-eyes Ingo
Maidstrong
YEAH HIM TOO, SHIT
raspberrydrink
let ingo go home!!!!
𝕔𝕠𝕤𝕞𝕠𝕤 ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆
heard you like memloss so we put the memloss character in a memloss game
raspberrydrink
ingo just keeps forgetting stuff
raspberrydrink
If I had a nickel for every time a battle facility boss traveled through time and space and lost most of their memories in the process, I’d have 2 nickels. That’s not a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
𝕔𝕠𝕤𝕞𝕠𝕤 ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆
ingo wakes up day one with zero memories and everyone is like uhhhhh we think you overdosed this guy
raspberrydrink
just giving that thousand yard stare
raspberrydrink
ya broke him
𝕔𝕠𝕤𝕞𝕠𝕤 ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆
I want to do this now
𝕔𝕠𝕤𝕞𝕠𝕤 ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆
it's a fun surprise for everyone when a giant scorpion appears and he's like oh yeah that's mine
HIKIKOMORTIS
Wow that guy has a really punchable face.
Lightning Bolt
man we haven't had memloss murdergames for a while now have we
raspberrydrink
yeah it's been a bit, at least of the ones I've followed
raspberrydrink
HIKIKOMORTIS : I hope you mean Volo cuz yes he does
raspberrydrink
Ingo otoh deserves no punching
HIKIKOMORTIS
Yeah, Volo.
raspberrydrink
even before you know he's evil his face begs for punching
𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗
is this the guy people were calling PKMN Zenos
𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗
this looks like a guy people would call PKMN Zenos
Maidstrong
...PKMN Zenos...
𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗
look I just report back
raspberrydrink
he's physically similar outside not being buff, but his motivations are different
raspberrydrink
like he's not murderhorny for the pc, he just wants to take controll of god
raspberrydrink
as you do
𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗
seems legit
raspberrydrink
and use god to make a new world, deleting everyone in the current one
𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗
ah the Seymour Guado motivation
raspberrydrink
guy is so nuts he yells at the pokemon devil, giritina, for being a coward
𝕔𝕠𝕤𝕞𝕠𝕤 ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆
he also yells at it to murder the child protag
𝕔𝕠𝕤𝕞𝕠𝕤 ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆
love that for him
HIKIKOMORTIS
Frickin’ whackjob.
raspberrydrink
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FMdtt0mWUAY0jgb?format=jpg&name=large https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FMdtv-MXMAchxsJ?format=jpg&name=large https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FMdtyIEXoAE6a6J?format=jpg&name=large what a chod
raspberrydrink
𝕔𝕠𝕤𝕞𝕠𝕤 ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆
ingo, driven by an instinct he does not understand, takes a stack of papers and starts yelling EXTRA EXTRA in his booming train voice
raspberrydrink
sdlkjfjndfg ingo.....
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