Hmm. Brothel meme on Bakerstreet today.
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Hmm. Brothel meme on Bakerstreet today.
Hmm. Brothel meme on Bakerstreet today.
Becky
GIVE ME SOMEONE
Becky
I love that thing in spite of myself
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You're welcome to anybody.
Becky
I mean Dick or Remy and I've got an easy in?
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No problem throwing Remy or Sam or the vast majority of my characters in there. Probably not Faiza.
Becky
and I've never 'met' your dick so
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You can have as much of my Dick as you like.
Becky
/dies
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My Dick is for everybody.
Becky
I love his name it's so fun
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It really is. I have so damned much fun with his name.
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Shall I go ahead and throw him up there?
Becky
yep!
Becky
please
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bakerstreet | Brothel AU
Becky
Might take a few but I am on y way and thank you
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No worries!
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I might throw down Remy as well.
Becky
you're getting scott either way tbh
Becky
because well
Becky
To be honest the duplicity dick reminded me he's a thing and I love him but like hell I'm dealing with Bruce in a brothel LOL
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Oh dear God, no. Bruce in a brothel would be...yeah.
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First, you hit the 'need to rescue' instincts.
Becky
I mean you could maybe pull a 'oh look I'm a playboy' thing while he wants to crawl out of his goddamn skin stuff.
Becky
and then later the whole building blows up or burns down or some shit and it's just awkward
Layla42
oh I love that one
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Becky
: Same reason why Dick is more likely to be the worker, honestly. He can hold off a bit better, but...then again, he also knows/feels that legalized prostitution is a protection for sex workers.
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Layla42
: You get the same offer, of course. 
Layla42
Becky
All right I can do things now. How old is Dick for you? I mean I know adult but-
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Dick as I'm playing him right now is about 26-27 years old. I prefer it being consensual, so legal brothel and all that.
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If he's the client, then he may just be checking to make sure that nobody is being abused, that sort of shit.
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Layla42
: Actually. I have thoughts about Sam and Gadreel, honestly.
Layla42
haha, you know I love those two so much. what are you feeling?
Becky
I was mostly planning both workers but now I have ideas for dick checking things out sa a 'client' so pick one. 
Becky
now that lunch is over and I can type
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Hmm. Let's go with both workers, actually.
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Layla42
: Slightly kinky brothel? Like, Sam has that side but doesn't have a sub, so pays for the time of a professional to release some of it?
Becky
I am making shit up as I go do the same we'll wind up somewhere I have faith
Layla42
I like it. Are we going to address the hunter/angel thing or just call Gadreel a worker With A Past?
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I could go either way. I do like worker With A Past, though.
Becky
If you're up for angst we might let this initial meeting happen and then gloss to Dick 'taking on a psycho' aftermath shit. If you're not that's fine too
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I'm all for angst. Just a little distracted at the moment.
Just a little distracted at the moment.
Becky
not a problem I just have to express my thoughts before they vanish
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Absolutely! <3
Layla42
ok. I can work with that. once the pup is worn out I'll see what I can knock around
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Wooo! <3
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Feel free to have Sam be a repeat customer. At the brothel, definitely, if not with Gadreel.
Becky
gloss whenever oyu want
Layla42
here you are
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Wayhey!
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...Yes. I absolutely DID have Harvey Dent have a breakdown in the brothel.
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"One, I resent your level of perception." - Scott Summers meeting Dick Grayson, who just called him out on being lonely.
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Though I am heading to bed now because slight headache.
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And it's half past 1 am.
Becky
That is absolutely a good statement of both scott and dick
Becky
and also
Becky
how tall is dick? Besides 'not that tall'
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5'10" is the official height.
Becky
thanks!
Becky
he can just...try not to trip over the too long pants
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It's fine. He's not planning to get out of bed unless absolutely necessary for a bit.