[cat owner life] the true contention between owning multiple cats is that they know that only one (1) can get on your lap, and they will cry about this unjustice if it's not them

False, two can fit in lap at a time if you have thunder thighs

I don't, and also my legs are crossed, so only one can truly Nestle

Ah i see

One cat on the lap, one cat next to me on the arm of the couch, one cat on my shoulder... they work it out

(cat 4 will not sit in laps if there are other cats in the room, he's the low man in the pecking order and knows it)

ah, nepeta stopped coming around to sniff vriska as though asking "why haven't you moved yet, my turn" and found the solution

hi dimitri lolol