tonight I saw the movie moonfall

was it as popcorn-chuggingly dumb as it looks

have you seen armageddon?

would you like to see armageddon again, this time noticeably better, but also there's a character who won't shut up about how much he likes elon musk?

...

yes

then moonfall is the movie for you

in terms of exact plot points it's very different but it has basically the same plot beats

i sure the fuck WOULD

Does the Musk fanboy character suffer consequences for hero-worshipping an asshole

the movie doesn't appear to realize that musk is an asshole, only that he is a figure involved in modern space exploration efforts

(although conspicuously nobody seems to think spacex might potentially be able to offer a spaceship when they need one)

awwww yeah

i'm ready!!