woke up at 12:30am to hear faint meowing in my bedroom. Touché managed to open one of my drawers, climb in, and somehow shut it while still inside. amazing.

i'm very impressed she's a talented girl

Reaper has, so far that I've managed to witness, only succeeded in locking himself in my closet.

[frantic confused thumping noises]

cats ............. amazing ...............................

cats

Marcus, meanwhile:

butt warmer