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[meme] It's the character fucking meme... LET'S GO
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UHHHH let's see
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Hiro is a not manwhore Person protag, so he doesn't bang anyone in-game... But he does have some funny flirty/horny one-liners. But those are just for laughs
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If anything... The world wants to fuck him
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I play as pro-friendship protag until someone gives him the dokis and makes him feel awkward
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He dated Noel in Haven, but they never banged considering it was a horror game which is the perfect set-up for comfort sex BUT NO
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(we fixed this in a meme tho;-)
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... not sure why the winky face showed up but APPROPRIATE
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Touma...... https://i.imgur.com/lHN61Lh.jpg I hate canon
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nearly lost his virginity to Aleister Crowley (yay)
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But it's also Aleister Crowley who has tried every kink out there and probably invented a few
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bless Kamachi for not whitewashing Aleister into a waifu who did nothing wrong and plays him as the horny weirdo he really is
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IN GAME.... Nope. The closest would be falling into Cloche's boobs that one time and that's it!
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Reminds me that he has fantasized about losing his v-card to a hot onee-san but obviously that's not happening
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Too shit going on for him to even think about dating
lulu 🌸
i believe in the yamato/hiro bromolust
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OH AND and going back to Hiro... NOPE for in-game either. He and Kazuya tried making a porn movie because they were bored but nothing happened
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Hiro def. acknowledges that there's some pretty/cute/hot people in his party!
chlornunnos
chlornunnos
and aramisaki
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POOKIE
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.... does that count???
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SOUL BONDED
chlornunnos
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Then him and Ai never hit that point in Cerealia, but there were a lot of (messy) feelings
lulu 🌸
they almost did in musebox, but then lien happened
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Kotarou... Depending on the route, he does. Him and Kotori have a child and he bangs Akane whenever he becomes her bodyguard
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lulu 🌸 : SO CLOSE... (angry)
lulu 🌸
with the power of imagination (aka handwaving) it totally happened!! honest!!
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All other routes... Kotarou never goes that far! And since Rewrite negates all routes in the end, his laid meter technically goes back down to zero!
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In Avalon... Still a virgin who plays gacha games and hasn't found anyone yet
curieosity。
Crowley and Touma WHAT
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But PSL land... He's eating some good eggplant (Mash)
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curieosity。 : Once Crowley becomes a girl, he's like "LET'S TEST THIS THIS BODY. TAKE ME SOMEWHERE AND HAVE YOUR WAY WITH ME" and Touma rightfully punches him the face and calls him a hopeless porn author
curieosity。
lol
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Another reason why Touma isn't getting laid anytime soon is because most of the girls he knows are crazy and/or can kill him
Kia
god
Kia
poor Touma
curieosity。
curieosity。
Touma's lack of luck means he's guaranteed to stay a virgin for a while for better or for worse
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Then currently, his first kiss was with Anna Sprengel who practically poisoned him into the hospital
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https://imgs.plurk.com/QBk/VWg/y5bOAErPJlAZP67ScJYqDERlRzz_lg.jpg MERRY CHRISTMAS, KAMIJOU-SAN
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it wasn't even consensual!!
curieosity。
non-con kissing
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At least his rp life has been slightly luckier
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(but this current psl that I'm having with him has been a trip and I'm loving it)
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MOVING ON... Ichiban has the optional to date five woman at once and they bang him, but as you'd expect:
Yakuza: Like A Dragon | Ichiban caught cheating
It doesn't end well.
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It's a very hilarious side quest (yay)
lulu 🌸
ichiban...
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And off to the side, Joker is awkwardly sweating as he's sipping coffee
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Ignoring this, he's an absolute virgin
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Then there's Kojirou who has had a girlfriend and they got it on, but they broke up... So he's in a constant dry spell
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(he has hentai games on his computer to make up for things... NO SERIOUSLY)
lulu 🌸
that reminds me, im gonna leave something in our psl
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And then, Takahisa who has been implied to have one-night stands but he's never fully committed to anyone because with great power comes great insecurities
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lulu 🌸 : I AM ALWAYS WAITING
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Then Takuji... LAUGHS all it took was for him to start a cult and hype himself up to be the savior of humanity to get laid normally
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If I'm remembering right... Kimika was pressing on it and did all the work and Takuji was like "O-OKAY FINE LET'S GET IT OVER WITH ////"
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TOP KIMIKA
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it's fine we know takuji is a maso
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HE ABSOLUTELY IS
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It's funny how he scores in Subahibi, but the Tsui no Sora remake... He just watches everyone banging and goes "I'm not interested... It's too much work. I'll get germs :-("
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LOSER
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Makes sense since no Kimika
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tsuire takuji thinking it's too tiring and gross is so funny to me... you just know if kimika existed in that world she'd be like "well TOO BAD"
lulu 🌸
it is done
GAP DASAI
“I hate canon” - every sensible Toaru fan ever, all year every year
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(god I’m so far behind on the novels I haven’t even gotten past the original set yet but IM NOT EVEN REMOTELY SURPRISED BY THIS INFORMATION fukin Aleister.)
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(But also /clasps ur hands! someday when I am caught up or whatever if such a day ever happens with my slow ass I wanna throw my Index at your Touma!)
curieosity。
that thing happens apparently in the final third of New Testament. I haven't gotten to it yet and the last volume I read was around NT14
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ᴄʜᴇʀʀʏ : It's so hilarious since Tsuire Takuji is more powerful but he's even more lazy... Subahibi Takuji had Riruru, Kimika and muuuther motivating him
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lulu 🌸 : EXCELLENT
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GAP DASAI : INDEX!!! I would absolutely love to play her with Touma since I've never played with an Index before
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OT is honestly tame compared everything that happens in NT and GT so far. The formula was at least standard with Touma gets into incident w/ a heroine -> Big Bad shows up -> Touma gets mad -> SPEECH & PUNCH -> Touma is in the hospital -> Everyone laughs -> NEXT VOLUME
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I fondly look back to the days when this series was simple
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curieosity。 : NT14-17 is an absolutely drag, but everything onward (NT17-22) is pretty fantastic
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I wouldn't say that it's WW3 tier, but there are a lot of highs and NT22R is one of my personal favorites (I want to play KnT!Touma one day)
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Aleister is one of my favorite characters now since Kamachi gives him a really solid backstory and makes him sympathy enough where you can understand him as a person, but still reminds you that he's not a good guy and didn't do good things
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And he gives each of the protags their well-deserved props... Like making Accel the new chairman was a really cool twist
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And since I have Kevin in Starsand... It's implied that he might've slept around for one-night stands on missions? On one hand, Kevin's a good liar and on the other hand... The man knows how to flirt, so he probably scored a few times
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He's not a conventional priest...
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And going back to Hiro... Man, I think back to Io's final Fate event and so funny how he just... friendzones her so hard
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Io: "We'll be together forever, right?"
Hiro: "As friends! "
Io: "Y-Yeah! C-Cool.... ;_;"
lulu 🌸
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But if he's interested in someone, then off goes the limiters: https://i.imgur.com/dthUIwu.jpg
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HE'S A BUNNY AFTER ALL
lulu 🌸
he has to friendzone or else he'll become too powerful
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I still remember he got a dildo as a surprise gift in Cerealia... good times
lulu 🌸
omg
lulu 🌸
who gave that to him
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IT WAS THE MODS
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YEAH... I remember it was a christmas gift from Ceres
lulu 🌸
that aside, poor io getting friendzoned... it makes it kinda funny how direct Ai was with her feels (unsure)
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That's why it blindsided him so hard since no one has ever been so direct with him before
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Even in the anime, it's implied that his parents never showed him that much affection so he's not always used to it
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https://i.imgur.com/hqBWo2N.jpg A sad little bunny
Kia
we don't talk about the anime
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