Quinnfernal
So we like taking tired anime tropes and coming up with twists on them that would actually be fresh and interesting
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Give me a variation on this trope that doesn't make me want to leave the room:
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The clumsy bumbling maid
Echo
Maid is secretly a master of drunken fist martial arts, was actually hired as a way to have a bodyguard around under plausible deniability.
Quinnfernal
see the trouble with that kind of angle, which is also my first instinct
Echo
Said deniability would be a little more plausible if she wasn't visibly drunk right now, but hey.
Quinnfernal
is that "cute maid who's secretly a deadly assassin" is ALSO a tired trope
bitchin camaro
shannon from umineko
Echo
Alternately: maid fucking hates her job, the "clumsy" incidents are actually just her finding a safe excuse to fuck up her employer's possessions/pour soup on his lap/whatever.
Echo
Malicious compliance that she's getting away with because she plays it off all cutesy.
Quinnfernal
I do think there's a certain amount of legs in the idea that the maid is clumsy because she absolutely isn't trying her best
Echo
She doesn't want to be here, fuck this job.
lily!
Clumsiness is because she's secretly a robot from an advanced civilization without any access to repair facilities. Comedy is all about her hiding the fact that she's a robot and desperately jerry-rigging solutions to her various breakdowns and malfunctions.
Quinnfernal
that feels like it's dangerously close to being mahoromatic
lily!
Mahoromatic?
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Quinnfernal
old gainax show about a wacky android maid
AzureChrysanthemum
hahaha I read that and was like
AzureChrysanthemum
"I just remembered Mahoromatic exists and I don't like that"
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
:|a i think there's legs to the idea of the maid is bumbling and clumsy because she kind of hates her job
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
or at least her employer
lily!
yeah i think echo has the best idea here
skerple
that one slow soothing anime we pulled on the blessed crunchyroulette, the one about the nearsighted maid
Quinnfernal
it's a zany ecchi show where every episode ends with how many days are left until mahoromatic's reactor shuts down and she dies
lily!
WHAT
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skerple Emma? Emma is good
skerple
ye that one, I couldn't remember the name
lily!
BACK UP A MOMENT
AzureChrysanthemum
Yeah that explains Mahoromatic pretty much to a T
Quinnfernal
the final epiode jumps ten years into the future and the plucky kid protagonist is now a cyborg hunter with a lightsaber
skerple
basically that. the maid has some kind of actual medical condition that is interfering with her work and it hasn't occurred to her to ask for help/she doesn't think help is available
AzureChrysanthemum
He reunites with her reincarnated 16-year-old body and they have eternal love or something
lily!
what
skerple
.... what the fuck
Quinnfernal
I can't convey how unbelievably stupid mahoromatic is
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
what the fuck. yikes.
AzureChrysanthemum
Yeah it's
AzureChrysanthemum
Very bad
AzureChrysanthemum
We watched it in Anime club in college
Quinnfernal
anyway I remember 2 main things about Emma
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
yeah i'm gonna say there are basically two ways to go around it
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
either she's clumsy because she doesn't give a single shit
Quinnfernal
1. the omake episode about what if a generic anime maid was ported into Emma
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
or because she has an actual like, problem, causing problems with the work
Quinnfernal
where she's just following the master around going "master...💛"
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and Emma's like "do your FUCKING job"
Quinnfernal
2. the mangaka's depiction of London is so historically accurate that there's a community of fans who suspect her of having occult powers
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
that's extremely good
lily!
now i'm curious about it too
Quinnfernal
Emma is, in fact, good
skerple
yeah the crunchyroulette was very kind to us that night
Quinnfernal
Master: "The new maid can be clumsy but she's trying her best, and I can't help but root for her"
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Maid: /makes direct eye contact with the butler while emptying a bottle of tequila
RobotApocalypse
she's a catgirl with cerebellar hypoplasia
RobotApocalypse
no angst about being clumsy, just a down-to-earth acceptance of her limitations and an "oh well, it happens" attitude about breaking plates and spilling tea and tripping over her own feet and such
RobotApocalypse
(if you didn't know, this is the condition that "wobbly cats" have which makes them clumsy and uncoordinated but otherwise perfectly healthy)
Dr. Min▲zuki
attempting to not duplicate any other suggestions: the maid is perfectly competent within the normal bounds of her job, but there's always Anime Nonsense going on so usually when she's onscreen she's knocking a vase over by accident because she got startled by an energy blast or something
Dr. Min▲zuki
a giant robot bodychecks another giant robot into the side of the mansion and she falls over and spills tea everywhere
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
.... okay, you know what
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
i'm actually into that too
yuri duty
a concept: maid is so clumsy bc of underlying medical condition. she knows being a maid is a suboptimal career for her but the pay is great
yuri duty
oh andy I love yours lol
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
"why didn't you dust the west wing today, maid"
"well, sir, i did, but immediately after i finished, the power rangers fired their finisher through the wall, scattering debris all over the area i just cleaned"
skerple
"oh. that's all right, then. I hope you weren't hurt."
Dr. Min▲zuki
yes perfect
NekoIncardine
The maid is specifically paid to be clumsy on cue to fuck with the master's guests. She is however legit terrible at one specific task that no one intends to leave her stuck with but it seems to happen way too often and people assume it's the same cue thing and not her being bad at it.
Be Maki-Mine🎆
I'm here in the Disabled Maid corner
(it's a helmet)
I'm here for Food Service Quality "Doesn't Give A Shit" Maid
Dragomorph
i can't believe all of this is missing the obvious take on the clumsy bumbling maid:
Dragomorph
OCTOMAID
Dragomorph
nobody suspects a thing
skerple
omgggg
(it's a helmet)
Dragomorph : bonus points if it's literally octodad in a maid outfit but nobody can recognize him in the wrong clothes
Quinnfernal
octomaid is choice
NekoIncardine
Octodad's sister-in-law, Octomaid

Don't think about it too hard
Dr. Min▲zuki
yeah I think octomaid wins
Dr. Min▲zuki
I didn't think this was a competition but it must have been because we have a winner
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