LOVE☆STRUCK
do yall ever buy a generic thing of something that's like DRASTICALLY less expensive than the name brand and expect it to be bad only to find it is. exactly the damn same product
LOVE☆STRUCK
how is this much cheaper rice iany different than the expensive calrose rice. idk but i'm not buying the expensive one anymore
ɱε૨ℓσƭ
name brand is such a scam dude
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
yes or its better than name brand. i like the cinnamon toast crunch in the plastic bag over the name brand
MINun
It definitely depends on the thing, but yeahhhhhhh
triska
bagged generic fruity pebbles are better than brand name too
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
so are the bagged frosted flakes
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
honestly the bagged cereals have never failed me for the price!
Tallorance
name brand gluten free pasta sauce (specifically advertised as gf) is 4x the price as the store brand product which is also gluten free and labelled as such, but a lot of people won't even check because they're so used to getting it from the allergen/dietry requirement aisle :|
MINun
There are things where I genuinely do not enjoy cheaper brands, but with a lot of basic food stuffs especially cheaper does not make it worse
LOVE☆STRUCK
I AGREE ABOUT THE CINNAMON TOAST DANGIT
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
i however only use quilted norther tp. i am super particular about my tp and will only use that brand when i buy
LOVE☆STRUCK
oh yeah some stuff is like
LOVE☆STRUCK
i really can't stand non-namebrand coke
LOVE☆STRUCK
the 'tism says no, but this rice? fine
trek
coke has those secret herbs and spices you can't do generic
triska
i feel like rice patents arent as big a deal as coke
🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ
oh calrose rice is all the same unless - so fun fact my day job involves knowing Way Too Much about rice
LOVE☆STRUCK
I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT THE CALROSE RICE
LOVE☆STRUCK
which, i was raised on jasmine, but the mouthfeel of calrose rice has become my favorite
🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ
anyway it's all the same unless it's one of the three varieties of calrose that were crossed with koshihikari, in which case it is technically not calrose and is, in fact, different but can be sold that way if it doesn't meet the standards of the more premium variety
trek
there's a handful of things where brand names are a must but like. i live near a milk bottling plant. i can see it's all the same milk.
MundersOWundus
sometimes i get store brand stuff that's actively superior
🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ
"what" industry nonsense, the difference is your rice is cheap bc the grains will be less pretty which literally nobody gives a shit about
MundersOWundus
looking at you, Safeway Brand Zero-Calorie Cherry Cola
LOVE☆STRUCK
right??? i don't need pretty grains
LOVE☆STRUCK
i just need them to be short and set off the stimulation crave part of my brain
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
wtf is eyeing the grains like that lol
🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ
anyway like. i had to go to rice tasting school and there's slight taste differences depending on where it's grown, but it doesn't matter to anyone but rice farmers
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
once i take it out of the bag to wash it, that's about as much looking im doing at the grains lol
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
i eat Carolina brand Jasmine cause i love jasmine rice and its the cheapest for me in the amount we eat
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
but nothing to do with brand loyalty there
💀💀💀
i don't know if it's the same for food but i know with painkillers at least, if the code on the back is the same, it's the same damn medication regardless of price
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
generic orange juice is WAY better than brand
💀💀💀
name brand is a scam and i will forever be salty about it
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
idk if it's just sweeter or what
LOVE☆STRUCK
🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ : i'm jealous of rice tasting school bc i want to also taste the rice
🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ
it sounds really cool when i put it like that but in reality part of my job is to upsell premium rice like wine so it's just Capitalism At Work
LOVE☆STRUCK
true, but you get to deceive the capitalists into letting you taste all the rice and then give out rice secrets online
LOVE☆STRUCK
like i literally was buying the more expensive one BECAUSE it advertises not having to wash it (like enriched rice), and i literally tested the less expensive one with both a washed batch and an unwashed batch and it performed the same way as the more expensive brand
LOVE☆STRUCK
it literally is just. the grains are noticably less shaped like perfect little mochi babies
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
rice mafia secrets
🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ
yeah so there's some really mild taste reasons to wash rice but the main reason is if you don't you will sometimes accidentally make a rice cake
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
i always wash both because i can taste it and because i'd rather not have a rice block lol
🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ
this applies to no wash rice too, it just won't make a cake because all the grains fuse together and create One Big Rice since there's less surface starch
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
fuck now i want rice
moontouched
one giant grain of rice............
MINun
Name brand coke is actually exactly what I was thinking of, haha. Or like.... if I'm buying baked beans it's gotta be Heinz. But for most foods I prefer to go cheaper.
LOVE☆STRUCK
i'm more used to the taste of unwashed rice and prefer it, but also i'm more used to toasting the rice before hand
LOVE☆STRUCK
which makes it impossible to become The Big Rice
LOVE☆STRUCK
also YEAH COKE HAS TO BE COKE!!! i hate that about it. nothing tastes the same
LOVE☆STRUCK
i'm trapped with arguably the worst big business in the world cos Coke is my Safe Drink
ᴅɪꜱꜱᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ ɢɪʀʟ
people don't wash their rice before they cook it?
ᴅɪꜱꜱᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ ɢɪʀʟ
is there any difference in like... texture or taste?
MINun
Thankfully I can't drink it regularly because I have a (super, super mild) allergy to it, but yeah...... I like Pepsi, but I can't do cheap brands.
ᴅɪꜱꜱᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ ɢɪʀʟ
But yeah, even other flavor of soda has been duped by off brand except coke.
LOVE☆STRUCK
you shouldn't wash enriched rice, and it's uncommon in puerto rican households to wash rice as a result
LOVE☆STRUCK
enriched rice is more processed than rice that is intended to be washed, and when you wash it, what you see leaving it is not starch but vitamins and minerals that were present in the rice flour dough that is added to it
LOVE☆STRUCK
...well i guess logically some of it is still starch
LOVE☆STRUCK
it'snot like it's gonna hurt it or anything though, it's just. defeats the point of getting it enriched
LOVE☆STRUCK
like R mentioned unwashed rice that is MEANT to be washed can get really clumpy! but in PR and i think also cuba, we toast our rice first, which breaks down the rice in a way that it is always al dente and becomes less sticky
LOVE☆STRUCK
i did some experiments with nishiki rice at some point bc i couldn't figure out WHY we toast the rice and what effect that had
LOVE☆STRUCK
and... it makes it less sticky, and taste toastier, is pretty much it
ᴅɪꜱꜱᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ ɢɪʀʟ
now I need to check my rice now. thanks.
LOVE☆STRUCK
HEH
LOVE☆STRUCK
sometimes the rice doesn't say "wash it " or "don't wash it" (tho the nishiki i used to buy deliberately says JUST ADD WATER!! DO NOT WASH!! bc it has just enough starch left for what it's trying to do) but if it says enriched it is not intended to be washed
LOVE☆STRUCK
it's cool cos i thought that enriched rice was just like. coated in a powder, right??
LOVE☆STRUCK
but no, it's dough made out of rice flower, minerals, and vitamins, and that dough is put through an extruder and made into grain shapes that cook at the same rate as the rest of the rice
LOVE☆STRUCK
i only learned that v recently
🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ
yeah also don't wash brown rice. it doesn't do anything except maybe get rid of some stray chaff
LOVE☆STRUCK
god i forget brown rice exists
LOVE☆STRUCK
arguably the original rice, and yet
🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ
i only remember because for some reason there is now brown rice versions of premium japanese rices? and it boggles my mind they taste weird as hell
LOVE☆STRUCK
THAT is odd
LOVE☆STRUCK
i guess for health reasons?
LOVE☆STRUCK
i could never get myself to enjoy brown rice i... id on't know what about the flavor profile turns me off
LOVE☆STRUCK
my mom like IT TASTES THE SAME and me like it doesn't it does NOT
🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ
it does NOT. also yeah it's billed for health reasons but i'm always just internally like "it will not help you that much please just get the rice with better texture"
LOVE☆STRUCK
right also stop demonizing carbs they are just as good for you as literally anything else!!!
🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ
if you ever wanna see Capitalism™ at work my personal hell is this artisan rice called kinmemai which makes all kinds of wild health claims
🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ
a thing that is ABSOLUTELY ILLEGAL to do in america and which they are constantly getting upset with me about for being like "literally cannot say that, thanks"
LOVE☆STRUCK
oh my god
LOVE☆STRUCK
[stares at their site] ARE LITERALLY ANY OF THE CLAIMS THEY MAKE TRUE even the non-health ones i could have sworn the rice i got was still japan-made
LOVE☆STRUCK
oh i guess it wasn't gourmet but still what pretentious rice
🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ
probably... at least some of them! but i don't know which ones so i can't say any of them or the fda WILL get mad and it WILL suck
LOVE☆STRUCK
LMAO
LOVE☆STRUCK
i cannot believe
LOVE☆STRUCK
rice drama
LOVE☆STRUCK
actually, no, rice drama makes sense. i CAN believe rice drama
🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ
rice growers are so dramatic they all grow the best most tasty rice and i'm like "i'm putting curry on this i don't give a shit"
LOVE☆STRUCK
RIGHT LIKE it's rice
🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ
I Don't Care Nobody Cares actually that's not true there are so many people who claim they can taste the difference between koshihikaris and they care but it's that stupid prozd water skit
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
its fuckin RICE
LOVE☆STRUCK
i love the taste of plain rice sometimes but it's still Just RIce
i am really sensitive to taste so like sure i can taste the difference in some cases. but you know what i've never dbeen disappointed by? properly cooked white rice
LOVE☆STRUCK
it's all rice
LOVE☆STRUCK
as long as it is not super overcooked over wetted sponge we good
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
different varieties of rice definitely taste different and cook differently but it's still!!! just!! rice!!
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
my favorite is popcorn rice....
LOVE☆STRUCK
popcorn rice... i dont think ive had it
[unpleasant]
basmati is bestmati that's all i'm sayin
Comic
brown rice: what if your rice was kind of oatmeal-y (I like brown rice but it needs like, salt and butter or additives more than white rice to be nice)
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I like brown rice a lot in poke bowls
Comic
I have like three kinds of rice in my pantry right now
ᴅɪꜱꜱᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ ɢɪʀʟ
Admittedly, I like the texture of brown rice.
ᴅɪꜱꜱᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ ɢɪʀʟ
It's like pulp in oj.
Comic
standard cheap long grained, basmati, and parboiled(?) I am not actually sure if that is the third one I haven't made it since my dad gave it to me and he gave it to me in a ziploc so idek
ᴅɪꜱꜱᴏʟᴠᴇᴅ ɢɪʀʟ
It doesn't have to be there but it's nice.
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and I didn't label it so oops
Comic
pulp in OJ has a reason to be there at least, without the fiber pulp gives you it's a LOT of sugar
Comic
I wish OJ was consistently sweeter though
Comic
I always get back luck and get a particularly sour batch
Comic
wait, I have a fourth type of rice, jasmine rice
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I forgot...
Comic
I need to get some short grain rice, you just can't make a good rice ball with long grain
🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ
[war flashbacks to the time the office only had long-grain rice and i had to make rice balls for a promotional photo]
Comic
haaaah
🦈sᴏ sʜᴀʀᴋ
"don't you just have -" awkwardly, all of the rice for our rice client is not meant for human consumption because we throw it onto the table to show off the glossy grains and then scoop it back into the bag
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
POPCORN RICE!! It's a southern cultivar, you'd be hard pressed to find it outside of Louisiana and Texas
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
but it smells like popcorn and is real buttery and fluffy and is the premier gumbo rice
LOVE☆STRUCK
Oh that sounds lovely,
LOVE☆STRUCK
Brown rice sounds like it WOULD taste better treated like an oatmeal tbh, I might enjoy it more that way
LOVE☆STRUCK
I like pulp in oj too but generally oj is so bitter to me that I would rather just. Eat an orange
jingle bees
I'm learning so much about rice this morning
LOVE☆STRUCK
I love rice I am excited to have a Rice Professional in our midst--
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