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[AirBnBs] Sometimes I'm just like. Ogling at what gets recommended to me.
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The appropriately named Swing House in cincinnati
The appropriately named Swing House in cincinnati
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What a weird way to utilize space
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LONG HOUSE
LONG HOUSE
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all the track lighting in the world can't hide that this looks like an unfinished and poorly insulated basement
all the track lighting in the world can't hide that this looks like an unfinished and poorly insulated basement
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I too would like to descend into the house of leaves when I need to use the bathroom
I too would like to descend into the house of leaves when I need to use the bathroom
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which is just as hellish as I'd hoped
which is just as hellish as I'd hoped
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hour glass on ceiling to remind you that time is fleeting and your death by swing house is at hand
hour glass on ceiling to remind you that time is fleeting and your death by swing house is at hand
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"floating cabinet" yes but fucking why
"floating cabinet" yes but fucking why
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they advertised this like a feature instead of a "we forgot to paint"
they advertised this like a feature instead of a "we forgot to paint"
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"west wall detail" bro it looks like I could use the swing to come in like a wrecking ball, miley style
"west wall detail" bro it looks like I could use the swing to come in like a wrecking ball, miley style
Chi
I mean... I guess it's interesting 
in a vague horror movie-ish way
in a vague horror movie-ish way
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yes
Chi
It instills a sense of unease and idk who would feel comfortable there, but!!
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it's interesting! As an art piece! not as a $200 a night hotel in Ohio
Chi
nope, definitely not 
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Meanwhile here is a yurt in Missouri that tries for cosy and ends up as claustrophobic
Meanwhile here is a yurt in Missouri that tries for cosy and ends up as claustrophobic
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I feel like I'm going to bash my head and I'm 5'3''
I feel like I'm going to bash my head and I'm 5'3''
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hope you like bending over to wash the sink with horse blinders on, and then getting clocked by the house
hope you like bending over to wash the sink with horse blinders on, and then getting clocked by the house
Chi
it'd be a nice little place for a hobbit
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"stairs to the bedroom" yo that's a tiny hole
"stairs to the bedroom" yo that's a tiny hole
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yeah tiny yurt
yeah tiny yurt
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I too like to walk hunched into my front door
I too like to walk hunched into my front door
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bro that is your kid's playhouse
bro that is your kid's playhouse
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Swing House looks like the AirBnB you take someone to get stabbed at
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So is the yurt inside of the playhouse or is that a separate listing?
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Also, what human being would look at that yurt and go "perfect"
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...I also notice that the bathroom was never shown. That is worrisome
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hahha
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the playhouse is a separate listing
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i would honestly love to swing in the swing house
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i want to live in swing house
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Ummm are all those photos from the same Airbnb? Because cinci is about an hour away from cbus and now I’m intrigued by swing house