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Lorenz event things finally
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I think Claude is the only one getting Lion things for now?
♠ harmacist
ohohohoho since you wanted bugs i guess ill hit up that unicorn prompt after we're done with this thing
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<3
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ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
sword gremlin 🔪
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just throw Claude against a wall, it's fine
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https://images.plurk.com/6HZGWnFh0BHAlU0fLqysQo.jpg
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Lorfox
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there he is!!
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which flavor of Claude were we gonna go with here, I forget
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deerclaude or deertaurclaude or regular Claude?
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I am good with whichever variation you wanna go with!
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we'd said deer(taur?) initially I think but it doesn't matter to me or Lor, lbr
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🤔 might go with partial deer instead of taur for this one only because the latter would make it harder to smoosh him against a wall gjdkhf
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but gotta have antlers to grab~
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
fair enough
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cute little tail and antlers
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
or full satyr style?
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ooh, full satyr style would be fun
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
still get to be furry and shit but no extra limbs
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ye~
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FOX LOR FOX LOR /bangs on pot https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJL3P4ragAEpZEO?format=jpg&name=900x900 src
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omg there they are
hanukah nipples
Claude’s smug face
♠ harmacist
I like how they both look like they have their shit together
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LMAO not at all
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LMFAO yeah it's all a lie
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I love the way Claude has his hand on Lor's tiny ass waist and it's just like.......... hnn big hamd
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♠ harmacist : I am so tempted to concoct some Wonderland bullshit so Lor can get railed
♠ harmacist
no reason why a convenient bottle of lube can just walk up to them lmao
♠ harmacist
if not he can always just give lor a bj or sth
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I have a vague mistletoe related idea.... We'll see if it writes up well
♠ harmacist
ohoho im down to roll with whatever
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LMAO I always love the idea of like...a flower that secretes lube just walking up to the characters or something
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or like with sylvain and claude we once had a tree that leaked lube instead of sap ksdfg
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I intend to have the mistletoe drop down from the branch it's on and the berries pop like little water balloons lmao
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Since they are supposed to represent cum anyway lol
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yessss
Calliente
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Calliente
Treegate
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no! what is treegate
hanukah nipples
NOT INTENTIONALLY NO IT WAS JUST THERE
hanukah nipples
claude was clinging to the tree bc he got blinded by an Egg
♠ harmacist
h-hey don't just bring up something so cursed and then bail!!!
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I also do not know what treegate is.... Idk if I want to
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♠ harmacist : sorry I did not get back to you. Tabletop ran long and tapped all my creativity
hanukah nipples
I dont think im currently equipped to explain treegate also i wasnt actually There for it djfbgjsjs
♠ harmacist
I see it behooves me to explain it...
♠ harmacist
that said don't worry about the thread I'm down with mistletoe lube and whatever other bonkers thing we can throw in there
hanukah nipples
There may be a link to a good explanation somewhere...?
♠ harmacist
and if someone doesn't save me from having to explain treegate I guess I'll take one for the team and do it when I get back on the PC ...
♠ harmacist
I know there's a post on it in r/hobbydrama haha
♠ harmacist
though personally I found it a bit lacking
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♠ harmacist
but tl;dr someone apped their horny omegaverse au of a yugioh character into a gen game and then had him try to fuck a tree
♠ harmacist
it was. it was something.
♠ harmacist
i wasn't around for the initial blowup but i remember everyone on my timeline talking about it as it was happening i think we're all just collectively traumatized from it at this point
hanukah nipples
A VERY GEN GAME WITH ACTUAL LITERAL UNDERAGE PEOPLE PLAYING IN IT ROFL
hanukah nipples
it. it sure Was.
♠ harmacist
closes my fucking eyes... and this was during a time when "sex friendly" games weren't yet a thing, so everyone was stricter about keeping smut/gen stuff separate...
♠ harmacist
oh, iirc people actually drew fanart of this disaster too...though i haven't got any saved...
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oh my god I can't believe there are people who exist that don't know about treegate skskwjw
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the ruby rhod run-down is still one of my fav parts of the whole thing
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I don't.. Know a lot of people lol
♠ harmacist
i know juli is relatively new but lol...sorry for scarring you for life like this
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I mean I was fresh-faced in dwrp when it happened but it was just. EVERYWHERE so I'm always surprised ppl don't know sielwkw
♠ harmacist
it's enviable, even
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it's fun bc then I get to ruin their lives with the knowledge as mine was
♠ harmacist
damn i didn't know you were such a sadist...
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then again, when i think about it, wouldn't wonderland be exactly the kind of place to have fucktrees
♠ harmacist
this is just so many layers of cursed
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makes a suggestion to the mods
♠ harmacist
im scared
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oh no
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..........
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a) treegate sounds hilariterrible
b ) wonderland definitely has fucktrees
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