Eyebot
I've been up since 5am, it's now 2pm and I'm just a wide-eyed tired gremlin steadily monching a giant sandwich.
Snufkin
A giant sandwich has to help at least a little
Eyebot
Oh, a lot. I don't do breakfast, so I was starving
Eyebot
The hightlight of my day was having the shit scared out of me.
Eyebot
It was about ... 7? 7:30? Am? Still dark as hell. I'm on my own in the creepy shop, I had some music on, I've got the boxes in and up and it's all going well.
Eyebot
I break for a coffee break because fuck you it's gone 7 and I've been up since 5 and I'm half dead going up and down the stairs like ... 35 times.
Eyebot
So I make my coffee, go and sit downstairs on the back step overlooking the creepy, black as fuck carpark to drink it and dick about on my phone.
Eyebot
Then I hear this scream
Eyebot
SKREEEEEE
Eyebot
From upstairs.
Eyebot
I'm like "What the fuck."
Eyebot
Write it off. Ignore it. Figure it's just my imagination, or from outside, but I shut the back door just in case. I mean, it ain't gonna be a mountain lion, right?
Eyebot
Then
Eyebot
SKREEEE!!!!!
Eyebot
I'm like 8|
Eyebot
For ... like... a minute before I realise what it is.
Eyebot
It's a pokemon.
Eyebot
From Pokemon Go.
Eyebot
Which I was playing.
Eyebot
I'd forgot my phone was hooked up to the bluetooth speaker, so when I hit the pokemon, its little cry got played upstairs, I didn't realise because I usually play it silent.
Eyebot
So yeah I got the shit scared out of me by a Wurmple.
Snufkin
Wurmple had it out for you
Nika
ahahahaha
Nika
it had to be a wurmple, too!
Eyebot
It had a wee party hat on!
Nika
at 7am?? Damn, wurmples are hardcore at this party thing XD
Eyebot
I figured he'd been up all night, bless him
Eyebot
Nika
Looks it! XD
Sun Pumpkin
Ahhh oh no