hilariously, I had one thread explaining that Aymeric was too afraid to put the moves on a WoL because Haurchefant confessed first and a gentleman doesn't steal another man's girl
but then they both end up together after Haurchefant passes, and there's some awkwardness, but ultimately they realize that Haurchefant would want them to be happy together
Oh man yes the nerd husbands okay so the Urianger crush started basically the moment they first met because Voice Actor reasons and honestly after that he's just a good person
HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING AND WHAT HE'S INTO and as an aetherologist Mikapaws was super into all his explanations of the phenomena with the primals and his getting excited!!!! About books or other things he's discovered is Very Cute
Clearly the punishment is smooches and a coffee date and he can explain why this harebrained scheme was necessary (little did mikapaws know what was coming three years down the line.. )
But Urianger is sweet and funny and does his best and my wol thinks he's very cute and wants to wrap him in blankets and feed him tea and snacks and talk books
I am here for Urianger ships that crystalize during ShB when he gets down on one knee and is like "pray, allow me to accompany thee to the ends of the world and beyond"
Mikapaws almost went feral. X'rhun is one of the few Tias she's met that has Catboy Rights and would have gladly helped him build the X clan a little (Though more likely they'd have been Mika's clan because Moon Keeper)
Right? Depends on the couple. Mikapaws actually blended names with her husband because she was like "take your name? No ser I'm a matriarch" and they instead meshed names for a new clan name and she was v pleased because she was like "yes now you all know FOR CERTAIN which husband is mine and who would break your legs if you hurt him"
Oh man Mykhabuns has so many ships though. And all of them are like, super obvious and she's basically always being distracted because EVERYONE IS SO CUTE AND WONDERFUL AND GOOD in different ways Ysayle give her strength because if she asks Haurchefant for aid from beyond the grave it'll have the opposite effect
But before we started Endwalker Mykhabuns' top three were Aymeric, Exarch, and a certain Cranky Grandpa who makes her question all her life choices because on one hand DANGER NOISES but he's so sad and tired why is her first instinct to feed him and send him to bed because he's clearly overworked himself and the feelings are VERY CONFUSING
BunWoL having Extreme Brain Static around this one smug grandpa and spends too much time trying to sort out why until later when it's like "oh. Oh that's why. Well that makes sense then"
Exarch also inspires confusing feelings because on first meeting the bun wanted to grab him by the front of his robes and slam him to a wall until he fixed everything he broke but afterwards the urge to pin him to a wall was for...decidedly different reasons
Again the urge to make him sleep grew after having more talks with Lyna so it became another case of "could you PLEASE take care of yourself if I lose one more person in my life I will lose it"
Afterwards it was like "ah of course this is why you're so frustrating that makes sense also" because SOMEONE makes DUMB CHOICES without WARNING ANYONE
Aymeric falls into the "oh no you treat me like a Person With Feelings and not something to yeet at your opponents to make them disappear" and also the way he lights up when the bun wants to take him on adventures or when he asks the bun to take meals with him it goes straight for their heart
Also downside: another workaholic chained to his desk leaving the bun gnashing their teeth and thumping a foot in frustration and Estinien won't even help her plan a rescue
Aerith is in a party full of gays and dads guys that's not much grounds for ships!!! (Though Cid counts as more the angry uncle and Reeve's the uncle that spends his time refining his fursuit than dads but you get my meaning)
no one will see this because everyone's aslepe but IT'S FINE I post anyways