duck bastard
@trilies
3 年前
3 年前
[crypto bullshit/schadenfreude/nsfw, technically]
Tonberry King
@Tazrael
3 年前
welcome to the future
papermint tiger
@chocoballs
3 年前
so... in other words... he was fucked hard
Eʏʏʏᴍᴏɴᴅ Osᴡᴇʟʟ
@cinnamonical
3 年前
a new meaning to — DAMN IT
papermint tiger
@chocoballs
3 年前
taken for a ride, if you will
Dragons Dragons
@jisusushi
3 年前
ha
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
@DrFishbone
3 年前
BWAHAHAHHAHAAAAA
Reverse Mermaid
@inkblotmeringue
3 年前
installed the app
the fuck kind of dildo you got that needs an app
unlawful rping
@tentaclemonster
3 年前
I am skeptical this isn't a shitpost without looking into it
W(erewolf)ILF
@omixgirl10
3 年前
Reverse Mermaid
they are out there and ABSURDLY expensive slkjfdsl
W(erewolf)ILF
@omixgirl10
3 年前
but god. yeah this is either very satisfying schadenfreude or an imo pretty quality shitpost
𝖆𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖆𝖉𝖆𝖇𝖗𝖆
@pashchan
3 年前
good, you need to be taught a lesson.
𝒄𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒊𝒏 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏
@espathra
3 年前
sounds like hooking up this dildo was a real cockup
𝖆𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖆𝖉𝖆𝖇𝖗𝖆
@pashchan
3 年前
I don't wish for like most people to be hacked by people that hack sex toys, but NFT people deserve it.
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
@DrFishbone
3 年前
if it's a shitpost he's devoted to the bit cause his whole twitter is nft stuff
Mister Icicle
@basedbase
3 年前
I feel like somebody that wasn't devoted to the bit wouldn't whole-ass name themselves 'crypto bitlord,' but maybe I'm underestimating people.
Cookie Politics
@rag_doll_witch
3 年前
regular reminder that shit like "Bluetooth controlled [insert thing here]" are highly susceptible to being highjacked do to the nature of Bluetooth
Cookie Politics
@rag_doll_witch
3 年前
This is well known in tech circles
𝖆𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖆𝖉𝖆𝖇𝖗𝖆
@pashchan
3 年前
3 年前
like... it's extremely telling that the people that work on these 'smart everyday devices connected to the internet' refuse them in their daily lives.
𝖆𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖆𝖉𝖆𝖇𝖗𝖆
@pashchan
3 年前
it's why I tell my mom to not get an alexa.
hiroc
@Sonica
3 年前
I mean, I'm not surprised. Tho it's usually something more likely to make people freaked out like
hiroc
@Sonica
3 年前
I think I read an article about hijacked... what's that sex toy again
hiroc
@Sonica
3 年前
something that hold a guy's dick hostage
Dragons Dragons
@jisusushi
3 年前
chastity device
papermint tiger
@chocoballs
3 年前
Cock ring?
hiroc
@Sonica
3 年前
one of them, yeah
𝖆𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖆𝖉𝖆𝖇𝖗𝖆
@pashchan
3 年前
John Oliver literally talked about this:
Ransomware: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
papermint tiger
@chocoballs
3 年前
Ooh that's amazing
hiroc
@Sonica
3 年前
Cellmate: Male chastity gadget hack could lock users...
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installed the appthe fuck kind of dildo you got that needs an app